There's No Reason to Fear ---

Backseat Fireman Is Here!

Crime Runs in the Trump Family Like

Sludge in the Sewers of Paris

Trump Withdraws from Paris Accord, 

Blames Erectile Dysfunction

Michele Fiore Sez:  "I am not OK with Syrian refugees!  

I’m about to fly to Paris and shoot ‘em in the head myself,

oink, oink!"

Liz Cheney Blames King Nebuchadnezzar for

Paris Terror Attack

Fox News Map of No-Go Erogenous Zones

in Paris

Said Fouachi, one of the Charlie Hebdo

assassins, has been buried in an unmarked

wood chipper.

"I'm not positive, Bibi, but I think he said 'gatecrashing

is not kosher'."

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan was en route to Paris

for the French Solidarity March, when he took a wrong 

turn and ended up in the Mongol Empire of the 13th 

Century.

"Yes, darling, as I recall from my art appreciation class,
Picasso painted the Effing Tower during his Blue Period."

Bertrand Delanoë, the mayor of Paris, was unusually restrained

at the dedication of Place Jean-Paul II last Sunday. You should

see him when he really gets worked up.