Little Known Fact #26

If you have enough empty Erektus Energy 

Drink cans, you can build a scale model 

of the Eiffel Tower.

"Yes, darling, as I recall from my art appreciation class,
Picasso painted the Effing Tower during his Blue Period."

Inspired by that symbol of French manhood, the

Eiffel Tower, Borat makes sexy, sexy.

Most people don't know the Eiffel Tower is portable.