What to Take When You Start Feeling

a Little Bit Too Happy

Oh, What a Relief It Is!

CPAC's slogan this year is 

'Reverse the Curse!'

You may have been wondering why John Durham's

face looks so familiar.

Like Alex Jones's wife, the Long One blames his

 misbehavior on a 'medication imbalance'.

The Thrill of Telemedicine,

The Agony of Worming

"Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn 

referenced an article he read that claimed the medical 

establishment is planning to secretly put the 

Covid-19 vaccine in salad dressing."

Trumpniks need to be reminded that Ivermectin

is for horses, not for jackasses.

Falling Through the Quacks

Their Obtuseness Was Monumental

Imagine it's 1902 and you're having to

deal with a Torpid Liver.  Thank God

for Carter's Little Liver Pills!

Now that there's a glimmer of light at the end of the

COVID-19 tunnel, do you think we should hold

on to the YearQuil LiquiCap we haven't taken,

just in case?

Franklin Graham Refuses to Say Whether 

2020 Election Was Legitimate

Open Wide, Mr. Trump,

and

Take Your Medicine

Excedrin Headache Number 46

Fur-Bearing Trout Oil Believed to Be Effective 

COVID-19 Treatment

"Unhh, I've got a headache this big.  It's like a bass drum

banging in my head.  This must be Excedrin Headache #99."

Trump Tests Positive for Absurdity

Man Claims Binge-Watching The Deplorables More Effective

 Treatment of Coronavirus Than Hydroxychloroquine

And then Trump slit his nostrils open, sawed

his leg off, pulled his liver out, and nailed his

head to the floor.  "He sometimes took sarcasm

a bit too far," said Doug Piranha.