If you think of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy as a

 Sea Lamprey (or 'Vampire Fish'), he makes a lot more

 sense.

Oh, What a Relief It Is!

Adventures in Parasitology

Size, fortunately, is relative, because you wouldn't want

to meet this tapeworm face-to-face.

Adventures in Aestheticism #237

Slip the Blood to Me Bud

Missouri Lawmakers Set Special Session to Consider Ways 

to Remove Embedded Tick

First came the Under Toad, 

then the Mistle Toad.

Honey Badger don't give a shit.  Demodex folliculorum

can't give a shit because it has no anus.

Someone needs to remind Mary Matalin that these pubic

 lice are parasites,

not these human beings.

Q:  "Is this a parasite or a hedge

fund manager?"

A:  "There's a difference?"

Russian Strongman Calls U. S. a 'Parasite' on the World

Economy, Launches New Cold War Against Nematodes,

Cestodes, Trematodes, Infectious Protozoa, Amoebas.

and Americans

Politician's-Eye View of Lobbyists

Corn Earworm Sez: "Unlike Missouri farmer David

Jungerman, who has received over $1 million in

government subsidies, I am NOT a parasite."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #177

David Jungerman

A Loyal Bushie Burrows into Obama's System

Politics. Noun, Plural. (from poly='many' and

ticks='bloodsucking parasites'). SEE Dogs.

Dick Morris

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