Something there is that doesn't like Soy Chorizo.

Poetic Justice

"There once was a toady so bright,

Whose speed was far faster than light.

He set out one day, in a relative way,

And returned home the previous night."

"And stiller than ever on orchard boughs they keep Tryst with the moon."

Homer Goes on Epic Rant, Calls It the Iliad

Ballad of the Irony Horse

"Ah, distinctly I remember saying, 'Things could be worse.'  

And, as things turned out, they were."

"’Tis some visitor tapping at our chamber door

Only this and nothing more."

Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Right

'Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown

and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command

tell that its sculptor well those passions read'

Mighty Casey Has Struck Out

To its dying day, the Frumious Bandersnatch never

understood why it had been shunned.

"Till the Spinner of the Years

Said "Now!" And each one hears,

And consummation comes, and jars two hemispheres."

Not since Percy Dovetonsils has a poet

so enchanted the nation.

The Evolutionist's Version of Paradise Lost

Zen Rap

O Captain!  My Captain!

The Waspland

The Dishwasher Soliloquy of

Donald John Trump

Some Brigades Are Lighter Than Others