Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Male Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Female Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

The Unexpurgated Bible #95

"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 

ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."

What had brought Akbar and Jeff together was a shared

 fascination with the Agenda 21 conspiracy theory.  It was

undoubtedly the best conspiracy theory to come along 

since the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral

Commission, the Illuminati, Area 51, or the one about

Adolf Hitler becoming a Nazi because, due to a 

circumcision error during his Jewish phase, his left 

testicle was accidentally cut off.

San Francisco to Vote on Circumscription Ban

San Francisco May Vote on Circumcised Banana Ban

"But I don't want to be circumscribed!"

From out of nowhere, public circumcisions have suddenly

emerged as one of Malaysia's most popular spectator sports.

Algerian boy says, "Circumcision hurts in any language!"

Some say circumcision is to blame for many social

and psychological problems in adult males.

All that young boys undergoing the procedure say is

"YYYYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!"

Things to Avoid #1

Amateur Mammograms

Curbside Ear Cleaning

Free Circumcisions

Ehud Olmert always laughed when he told the old joke about

the rabbi who performed circumcisions "just for the tips."