Ehud Olmert, former Prime Minister of Israel, was cheered

 to learn John Boehner will visit him in prison when he runs

 his 'victory lap' in Israel.

Hey, AIPAC! Where's your favorite Ehud now?

Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert goes on

trial tomorrow for being corrupt, not for being

eyeless in Gaza.

Have we seen the last of Ehud Olmert? Or is he
another one of those recurring bad dreams?

Great Misadventures in Science #4

Israel Announces the Olmert Replicator,

the World's First Biomatter Resequencer

"Ye shall utterly destroy all the places, wherein the nations

which ye shall possess served their gods, upon the high

mountains, and upon the hills, and under every green tree:

And ye shall overthrow their altars, and break their pillars,

and burn their groves with fire; and ye shall hew down

the graven images of their gods, and destroy the names of

them out of that place."

Caught between the Rock of Ehud and the Hard Place

of Mahmoud, the President was threatening to jump.

"Our shared fondness for fart jokes is the tie that

binds us together. So, c'mon, George, pull my finger!"

“What I am saying to you now has not been said by any Israeli

leader before me. The time has come to say these things. First,

George Bush is a political eunuch. Second, I quit!”

Ehud Olmert is Israel's equivalent of George Bush, with

two exceptions: he's a year older and much balder.

Here's a face we won't have to look at on the teevee anymore.

Thank G-d!

At first, it was thought Ehud Olmert was suffering from an

overactive bladder. But then it was realized he was headed

out the door, having resigned as the Prime Minister of Israel.

Israeli Head of State to Make Cameo Appearance in

House of Re-Animator

The day Ehud Olmert discovered how the Israeli

corruption investigators had cooked his goose.

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert says he won't run in his

party's primary election in September. He denies that the

corruption investigators breathing down his neck had

anything to do with his decision.

"Drink to me only with thine eyes, Ehud, and I will pledge with mine.

Or leave a kiss within the cup and I'll not ask for wine."

"I don't think the Prime Minister appreciated your

'honest graft' joke."

G. W. Bush Signs Multi-Year Contract with America's Team

"I look into the eyes of each and every one of you and say:
I have never taken bribes. I never took a dime into my
own pocket.  You are getting very sleepy."

"I'm so happy you guys like to play Charades as much as I do."