Always approach funny fruit with caution.

Smoking Gun Believed to Be a 

Big Tobacco Import

Damn!  There goes Jared's Israeli-Palestinian Peace Plan!

Jared Kushner Immerses Himself

in the Middle East

The Unexpurgated Bible #164

"And the Palestinian David's sling was in his hand: 

and he drew near to the Israeli Goliath."

Little Gazan Gets It Right

John Turano on Location in Los Angeles for Filming 

of Close Encounters of the Trumpnik Kind

Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 

Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot

"Theodore Shoebat, he batty fo sho!"

Q: Why has the United States given over $100 billion 

to Israel?

A: Because it is expensive for Israel to keep the Palestinians 

from invading the United States.

'Netanyahu Backpedals on Two-State Comments', the 

headline read.  He had learned how to backpedal

as a child.

"Haven't you seen a spit curl before?"

Does anyone know when they will begin construction on

the Gaza Wing of the Holocaust Museum in Washington?

Israel Calls for 4-Hour Ceasefire as 15 Die in School, 

Says It Needs Time to Reload

Two-Minute Haters #41

Thane Rosenbaum

"Here's the deal, Moshe:  you can ethnically cleanse Gaza,

 but only after you shave off that scrofulous beard." 

Fearguth's Law

"As Israel's war against the Palestinians grows longer, the 

probability of Benjamin Netanyahu resembling Adolf Hitler 

approaches 1."

And it has prevented 421 of 1,500 rockets from striking

their targets, at a cost of only $50 million.

Palestinian Auto Show!

 Come and See the Latest Models!

Hurry Before Israeli Missiles Reduce Them to Ashes!

Romney Says 2012 Overseas Tour Will

Be Retroactively Cancelled in 2015