"Incoming former wife, Alex!  Better duck!"

If Ukrainians can keep and bear FIM-92 Stingers, why not

 Americans?  Doesn't the Second Amendment say the right 

to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed?

In the race to blow the world up, Kim Jong-un and

Team North Korea up the ante with Russia and 

the United States.

There's hardly anything more embarrassing than

old-fashioned nuclear missiles.

Trump supporters believe that the Nashville 

explosion was actually a missile strike aimed at 

destroying Dominion voting machines that 

were being audited inside the AT&T building.

"Sir, the infant who wishes to buy

super-duper missiles is back.  He

wants to know if we will accept

gold bars as payment."

May My Birds of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, Trump!

It appears to be true that Sabrina was struck 

in the back by two heat-seeking missiles.

Trump Says Kim Jong-un Enjoys Testing Missiles and

Playing with His Santorum Extruder

Lincoln Expresses 'Great Regret' Concerning

'Small Weapons' Test at Fort Sumter

Kim Jong-un's Military Parade Features New Arsenal of 

'Big Hard-On' ICBMs

Kim Jong-un Presents Donald Trump with a Very Special

Denuclearization Cake on His 72nd Birthday

"US officials say 59 missiles were fired from the USS Porter 

and USS Ross warships which were positioned in the 

Mediterranean Sea." At a cost of about $2 million each, 

that's $118 million of our tax dollars blown up in Syria. 

Think about what $118 million could do for the teachers 

and students in Oklahoma or Kentucky or West Virginia.

Whew, that was close!  The Cruise missiles that dropped

on Syria had reached their 'Use By' date and were about

to expire.  Waste not, want not.

The Id Is the Center of the Universe

"Is Putin referring to an atomic bomb or Donald Trump?"

"Neither. He's talking about his Russian Spurtnik."

Vladimir Putin Announces 'Invincible Weapon',

Celebrates by Sipping a Stoli-Prestone Cocktail

Through a Crazy Straw from His Favorite 

Skull Cup

Like the guy who set off the false incoming missile alarm

 in Hawaii, the driver of the snow crawler is refusing to

 cooperate.

Intercontinental Ballistic Dicks

"Missile goes round and round and round

And where it stops nobody knows."