Rick Santorum Reduced to Panhandling to Pay Off

$1 Million in Decade-Old Presidential Campaign Debt

Rick can now spend more time

with his family.

Frothy is always going to froth, but should CNN be paying

him to do it?

When Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, 

there were approximately 3.8 million Native 

Americans living in what would later become

the United States and Canada.  Someone needs

to tell Rick Santorum to read a little history.

Trump Says Kim Jong-un Enjoys Testing Missiles and

Playing with His Santorum Extruder

If you hear Trump say something nutty, you can say, as 

does Rick Santorum, that Trump was just using 'filler words'.

Rick Santorum says things like this on cable television

 so we don't have to.

 Rick Santorum hasn't held public office since 2007 

and ran unsuccessfully for the Republican presidential

 nomination in 2012 and 2016. He's definitely one of the 

Grift Kings.

Obviously, Rick Santorum's 'Golden Age of Frothing' 

was a thing of the past.

Rick Santorum and Maria Butina, the Frothiest

Mixture of Them All

How Rick Santorum Gives CPR

Santorum: "Make me a zombie."

Bartender: "God beat me to it."

Rick Santorum Performing CPR on

Screw-Shaped Soft Serve

"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 

do not believe him."

Rick Santorum's struggle to name one of Marco Rubio's

achievements shouldn't be blamed on faulty memory.

It's because there aren't any, unless you count 

brandishing a sword and making Jeb Bush blush.

"What's up with the bird?"

"I'm not certain, but I think it heard someone say,

'Rick Santorum frotheth no more.'"

Eeny, Meeny, and Miny, But There Ain't No Moe

"Rick Santorum's campaign is not  dead yet.  I feel happy!

I feel happy!"

Don't Be a Rickhead!

Behind his back, Rick Santorum supporters refer to

Gordon Klingenschmitt as 'The Perch'.