As Rodney Dangerfield might say, "Ron DeSantis was so

ugly his mother breastfed him through a straw."

Santorum: "Make me a zombie."

Bartender: "God beat me to it."

Donald Trump with David Friedman, Ambassador to Israel

and Well-Known Rodney Dangerfield Impersonator

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly," Kellyanne Conway said to a

 bartender, "make me a zombie." He said, "God beat 

me to it."

"I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said, 

'Don't be ridiculous, everyone hasn't met you yet!'."