When you think about the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight

MH17, don't forget to remember the love affair between

Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal.

Chinese Ship Hunting for Missing Malaysia Jet Detects 'Ping', 

Still Searching for 'Pong'

Florida Man Disappears into Sinkhole, 

Texas Man Disappears into Stinkhole

"I wasn't paid $389,000 to write propaganda pieces for the 

Malaysian government.  That was my stunt double."

 "I will now sing the first stanza of 'Negaraku', the 

Malaysian national anthem, first in Malay, then in

 English.

'Tanah tumpahnya darahku

Rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju

Rahmat bahagia Tuhan kurniakan

Raja kita selamat bertakhta.'

'Native land

People living united and progressive

God-given blessings of happiness

Our King reigns.'

This has been a fairly standard PR operation.

Thank you."

From out of nowhere, public circumcisions have suddenly

emerged as one of Malaysia's most popular spectator sports.

"Other than inertia, Ajib, have you thought of a good reason

why we're sitting on our asses in this flooded cemetery?"

The Malay boy could tell you were staring at him.

"Would all who believe they are independent

please raise their right hands?"

Mahathir Bin Mohamad's 'Man N Da Hood' Wins

Award for Best Rap Song of 2007

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Diana Hadi

won't be seeing one for the next 55 years.