Official Beverage of Rogue

Mercenaries

Raymond Davis, Ex-CIA Contractor and Firearms Instructor,

Charged with Felony; Will the CIA Ransom Him Again?

Warm Scuzzies #223

Raymond Davis

Headed to a music festival in Iraq or Afghanistan this

summer? Don't forget your genuine paramilitary

Blackwater Glowsticks!

Had she worked for Blackwater, Ashley Dupre

wouldn't have been called a 'Prostitute'. She

would have been called a 'Morale Welfare

Recreation Specialist'.

Erik, the Prince of Blackwater, would like to take this

opportunity to thank all the American taxpayers

who have made it possible for him to become

a multi-millionaire. "Gosh! I didn't realize

you had it in you!" he says gratefully.

So, the CIA, the President's private army,
hired Blackwater, the CIA's private army,
to assassinate members of Al-Qaida,
Osama bin Laden's private army, which
hired unemployed Soldier of Fortune
subscribers to assassinate . . . and so
on and so forth, ad infinitum.

"We understand you've changed the name

of your company from Blackwater to Xe and

you wish to be referred to from now on as the

'CEO Formerly Known as Prince'."

Blackwater Plans New Mission: Fighting Pirates

If Blackwater and Wal-Mart Merged

Blackwater President Gary Jackson Excited About

New 'Private Mercenary Army' Ringtone

Erik the Viking Explaining Why Roger Ebert Was Unjustified

in Giving Blackwater: the Movie a 'Zero Stars' Review

Howard 'Cookie' Krongard Prepares for His Transcribed

Interview with the House Oversight Committee

Blackwater Contractors Undergoing

'Cultural Awareness Training'

Black Prince

White Prince

Blackwater Valet Services says,

"Come Park with Us!"

"Wow!," he thought, "if I feel this meaningless at 37,

I can't imagine what I'll feel like when I hit 40."

Le Petit Prince

Guess who is 'Outside Counsel' for Blackwater?

That's right: Ken Starr. It took a while, but

Whitewater is now a tributary of Blackwater.

When Howard Krongard, the State Department's

Inspector General, tells his staff to keep their

mouths shut about Blackwater, he is always

accompanied by a couple of enforcers.