Liz Cheney Takes a Hit for the Sins of Orange Julius Caesar

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Enjoying a Mar-a-Lago 

Brunch, Featuring Blump's Pork Juice

Sidney Powell's a Pepper, You Can Be a Pepper, Too

Over-serving alcohol to over-drinkers: just 

what a teetotaler like Trump would do.

From the Chronicle of the Great Cola War

Could it be we're already dead and 

don't know it?

The Unbuttoning

If You're at a Dinner and Ben Shapiro Introduces 

Himself as 'The Undoctor'

F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, "There are no

second acts in American lives."  But he never 

met Orange Julius Caesar.

Official Brew of the 

Trump Campaign

Apathy is a measurement of the inability to do work.

Mike Myers Takes Time Out for the

Friendly Pepper Upper

Trump Re-Brands Just in Time

for Presidential Campaign

Wait for It

And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are

drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.

Q:  If 2020 were a drink, what would it be?

A:  Colonoscopy Prep.

Saint Arnold, the Beer Saint, Sez: "Everybody remain

 calm. This is not happening."

Louie Drinks the Kool-Aid

Sipping a Dr. Pepper, Louie Gohmert said, "Health care 

workers in Germany go through a misting tent 

going into the hospital and it kills the coronavirus

 completely dead not only right then, but any 

time in the next 14 days that the virus touches 

anything that’s been sprayed, it is killed.”

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Tom Collins