"Erick, the son of Erick?  Wasn't he the Viking wannabe 

who was fired by CNN, The Most Trusted Name in News?"

Viking Warship Cloned from Roskilde's 

Thousand-Year-Old DNA

Erik the Viking Explaining Why Roger Ebert Was Unjustified

in Giving Blackwater: the Movie a 'Zero Stars' Review

Captain Rob built his viking ship out of 15 million

ice cream sticks. The Captain is now so obese he can

only board the ship with the aid of a dockside crane.

Preoccupied with the wars in the Middle East,

the world has paid scant attention to the

Neo-Viking invasion of Spain.