Is this shopkeeper the canary in the coal mine?

Kellyanne Conway started calling DNA testing 'junk science'

the day after her DNA test showed her consanguinity with Beavis.

DNA Tests Show Elizabeth Warren to Be 1/32 Native

 American and Donald Trump to Be 32/32 Native Moron

Thanks to 23 and Me, this New York City

Yeti family knows they are 88.5%

Asian Black Bear.

DNA Test Shows Only About Half of Subway’s ‘Chicken’ 

Is Chicken; the Other Half Is Free-Range Soybean

Like his friendship with Jonathan Krohn, Bill O'Reilly's

belief that Santa Claus was a white man has been shown

by a recent DNA test to be 100% fictitious.

Viking Warship Cloned from Roskilde's 

Thousand-Year-Old DNA

Gorilla None Too Pleased to Learn 

There's Only a 1.75% Difference in 

Its DNA from a Human's

"So, my DNA proves that I was innocent,

eh?  Well, it would have been nicer if

you could have made that discovery

a wee bit sooner, don't you think?"

"I'm the target of Irrational Leftist Lust.  They can't

help themselves; it's in their DNA."

DNA Test Proves Representative Virginia Foxx (R-NC) Not

Comedically Related to Redd Foxx

 Jim Bob & Michelle DNA Alliance Sets New Guinness World

Record for Number of Simultaneous Pledges of Allegiance

Brigham Young Says DNA Tests Show

Glenn Beck Not Real Latter-Day Saint,

Says He Lacks the 'Mormon Gene'

"Dear God,
I thank Thee that my DNA is different from
Michael Jackson's and Sarah Palin's.
Thy will be done.
Amen."

Who said dog and panda DNA just won't splice?

Strand of James Watson's DNA Showing Bigotry Gene