Oldhammer WE Debriefing by a lucky (bloody) french...

Hey all, 

Let me sum up for you what my Oldhammer Week End experience consisted of… (very long post ahead, you've been warned).

Games I played :

The first game I played on Saturday morning was a Rogue Trader game organized by :

• Colin Murray from the Leadpile playing a gang of space mercenaries looking to retrieve their loot
• Cheetor/Shoebox from Sho3box playing a gang of Space Ork pirates trying to rob them.

I was kindly asked to play the third party which meant I got to control the local Law Enforcers and a pair of annoyingly curious journalists looking for some tasty leads…

The game was set on Ferrograd, a penal system renowned for its harsh climate and even harsher inhabitants. The number of lawbreakers and nasty people in Ferrograd is famous for being twice higher than the number of stars in the sky of a cloudless night.

The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode Three

- Sarge, sarge ! I really don't feel confident in this floating engine, are you sure it can take the weight of the Killdozer?

- That should be OK August, we don't have any other mean to cross that channel anyway...

- Sarge, these people look strange, it's all too quiet and calm, I don't know what to think, I hope we land soon…

- Come on August ! We've just left the port ! Look at the sat-nav, we're on our way to fight for the Heavy Industrialist Union ! Our people has placed all its hope in our hands ! Now let's get back into our crate and wait until we arrive...

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- Wow  August ! Wake up already ! I spy eldar scum ahead ! We can't risk an open confrontation for the time being ! Let's get somewhere else !

- Sarge Sarge ! Look, some brothers ahead !
- hey guys ! we're squats just like you ! we're so relieved to see you around
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- Oh you see quite busy for the time being, maybe we'll come and say hi later, good luck with the battle !

The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode Two

- Alright lads, reparations finished !
- This alien glue from the universe really is SUPER !
- Look Sarge, the turret is working like it never broke !
- Aha good work my boys good work !

- Good morning gentlemen, Have some of you heard about a gathering?
- (Look Koch, it's the frosted guy from last time), Errm nope can't say that I have…
- That's alright, fare well good sir.
- Yeah right, you too…

The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode One

- Boss, PSSSSS, BOOOSSS !
- YEAH YEAH ! now WHAT !
- I think We've stopped moving and bouncing, it feels safe now…
- You're right Koch, it seems we're in a safe place now, any news from August?
- Nope, perhaps we should try to get out and see?

- AHAAAA No package can withstand the might of the Killdozer SD4000 ! Dan it feels good to breath some fresh air at last. There's a strange smell in the air though but I guess it's nothing to be surprised of in an alien planet…