Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Even after the pandemic ended, Sisyphus still wanted 
to work from home.

Saturday, August 27, 2022

"Ted, just for old time's sake, tell us how you worked as
a barista to pay for your undergraduate degree at 
Princeton University and your law degree at Harvard."

Saturday, May 21, 2022

 When you look at Matt Gaetz, what is the first thing that 
comes to mind?  It's certainly not 'hard-working American'.

Friday, October 22, 2021

The pandemic had given him time
to think.  And to think is to begin
to be undermined.

Sunday, December 20, 2020

The coronavirus pandemic has spawned
some novel occupations.

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Being an Allosaurus periodontist
is taxing work, but it's a living.

Monday, April 29, 2019

Stefan Aarnio Sez:  "Before the feminist movement, 
women got to stay in a safe home and live a life of leisure."

Monday, January 08, 2018

Trump's workday starts at 11:00 a.m. and ends
 at 4:15 p.m. Of these 5 hours and 15 minutes, 
3.5 hours are reserved for lunch and 'Executive
 Time', i. e., time for watching Fox News and 
tweeting.

Monday, August 07, 2017

Trump Rests After a Hard Day Not 
Being on Vacation

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Why don't we ever say, "I've been working like a cat?"

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

On what day did God create cold and hunger? In my Bible, the 
Garden of Eden wasn't cold and Adam and Eve didn't work.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Donald Trump, Job Creator

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Few people realize how many hours you have to work to be
born into a wealthy family. Just ask Jeb Bush.
Jeb Bush Sez: "People should work
longer hours like I do."

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

"You're cute and all, little darlin', and I know you're
hungry, but like the Bible says, 'The one who is unwilling 
to work shall not eat'.”

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Darth Maul Launches Advertising Campaign
Showing How Much Hard Work Is Involved
 in Being a Dark Lord of the Sith

Friday, February 10, 2012

The 'Catholic Sex Ethic' is the same as the 'Protestant
Work Ethic', except that you're naked and working the
graveyard shift for less than the minimum wage.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

One of Erick Erickson's jobs is teaching others how to whine
while declaring, "Suck it up you whiners!" 

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

"Friends, Solitaire Players, Baseball Score-Checkers,
lend me your ears!"

Monday, July 25, 2011

It had always bothered him that 'job' and 'Job' are homographs,
i. e., words spelled the same way but pronounced differently
 and having different meanings. But then, one day, he
realized that when the meanings of both words are more 
fully understood, they can definitely resonate, one with
the other.