Generally speaking, it is unwise to elect a politician who looks 

like Dan Cox.

Some GOP Donors Sick of the ‘Shitshow’

Finger Pointers are too high strung and stubborn to make 

good pets.

Thugs, Sycophants, and Politicians

Old Republican politicians, like Ohio's Jean Schmidt, never die.

They just get freakier and freakier.

Warm Scuzzies #1,169

Eliot Cutler

When a politician accuses another politician of 'politicizing' 

something, like, for instance, the Capitol Hill Insurrection,

the rational response is to stop thinking and start throwing

rotten tomatoes.

World's Smallest Chameleon Takes a Stand

Lauren Boebert Sez:  "Are we going to declare that God 

removes these unrighteous politicians, these corrupt, crooked 

politicians, and installs righteous men and women of God?”

Some politicians have names which predestine them to politics.  

Take Northern Ireland's Edwin Poots, for example.

Saying to a politician, "You asshole!" is really

unfair to a part of the human body which

performs a useful function.

Kentuckian Linda Blackford Sez:  "Mitch McConnell has now 

contorted himself into a strange pretzel-shaped politician 

hated by absolutely everyone."

Florida Politicians Debating Global Warming

Steny Hoyer is a face of the Democratic Party and it

ain't pretty.

The EPA administrator suddenly found himself surrounded 

by 535 members of Congress who were---gasp!---'politically

 motivated'.

Every State in the Union has its share of

political embarrassments.  Among many

others, Texas has Dan Patrick.

"And it wasn’t until I became a politician that I realized 

how nasty, how mean, how vicious, and how fake cheese 

can be."

Superfluous Redundancies #6

Hypocritical Politician

Filled with politicians orphaned by voters, the Trump 

Administration is looking more and more like an

 animal rescue operation. 

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.  

Trump is gaffe-free, because he never tells the truth, 

not even accidentally.