On June 11, 1969, the day she graduated from Wellesley, 

Hillary Clinton was already dreaming of owning 

her very own email server, even though email would

 not be invented until October 29, 1969.

Will Hunter Biden's laptop's final resting place be

 the National Museum of American History?

His computer was beginning to 

really get on his nerves.

As you would expect, Ted Cruz uses a Rotten Apple computer.

The Day Hillary Clinton's Email Server Hooked Up

 with Hunter Biden's Laptop

Warm Scuzzies 1,174

Larry Ellison

Search for the Meaning of Life Now in

Third Place Behind the Quest for Hunter

 Biden's Laptop and the Pursuit of 

Hillary Clinton's Email Server

Hubble Space Telescope Spots Hunter Biden's Laptop

Asbestos Gloves Sold Separately

Talking to your kid about the server can be daunting.

If you've recently purchased a new computer, you may

 have noticed a new key on the keyboard.  If you press

it, Tucker Carlson will appear on the screen explaining

how the Democrats are trying to replace the white electorate 

with third-world voters.

Capitol Hill insurrectionist Riley Williams intended

 to sell Nancy Pelosi's laptop to a friend in Russia, who then 

planned to sell the device to Russia’s foreign intelligence

 service.  Ooowee, so cloak-and-daggery!

Necessary to the Plot, But Insignificant

The Trump Brand Goes the Way of Kodak

 and Circuit City

Nicolas Cage Demonstrates Shallowfake Technology

'Could Ransomware Become a Geopolitical Weapon?'

Duh!

The dawn of the Windows 11 era will see the Earth 

rotating on its axis a little bit easier.

You get the impression that the Capitol Hill Insurrectionists

imagined themselves playing a hyperrealistic

video game.

Sidney Powell's conspiracy theory is that "Venezuela, Cuba 

and other 'communist' interests had used a secret algorithm 

to hack into voting machines and steal millions of votes from 

President Trump." This theory has been nominated for a  

Dale Gribble Award for having so many moving parts 

and for requiring total suspension of disbelief.

The Night Hillary Clinton's Hard Drive Hooked Up

 with Hunter Biden's Laptop in the Basement of 

Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington. DC