In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

Trumpnik Jesus's Sermon on the Mount

Will Hunter Biden's laptop's final resting place be

 the National Museum of American History?

Gas Prices or Hunter Biden?  Which will topple 

America first?

The Day Hillary Clinton's Email Server Hooked Up

 with Hunter Biden's Laptop

Rachel Campos-Duffy was saying, “The story of Hunter

 Biden is so corrupt, it’s so grotesque, it’s so disgusting," 

when, suddenly, her head exploded.  She had 

suffered a fear and loathing overload.

Sexy Pinup of Hunter Biden Found on Wall in Mark Levin's Den

Headline Writer Kicks Out the Jams

Search for the Meaning of Life Now in

Third Place Behind the Quest for Hunter

 Biden's Laptop and the Pursuit of 

Hillary Clinton's Email Server

Hubble Space Telescope Spots Hunter Biden's Laptop

Ideal for Invading Neighboring Countries,

Digging Dirt on Hunter Biden

Asbestos Gloves Sold Separately

Rudy, the Hunter Hunter

Necessary to the Plot, But Insignificant

This will be a bitter pill to swallow for those who

believe Afghanistan is Hunter Biden's fault.

FBI agents raiding Rudy Giuliani's home were unimpressed 

by his amateurish attempt to impersonate Hunter Biden.

Dan Patrick thinks you are a Neanderthal if your

first name is Hunter.  Texas's Lt.-Governor should

do stand-up.  

Warm Scuzzies #1,008

Kevin Sorbo

Lindsey Graham, the Last White Man on Earth, Sez:

"I worry that what Hunter Biden did may have compromised 

our ability to effectively wage foreign policy."

The whole point is to throw pasta at the wall 

and see what sticks.