Robert Rector Sez:  “Quite frankly, I’m willing to spend

 more money right now.  It’s a very different thing 

in an emergency."

Trump Administration Makes It Easier to Be Cheesier

Headlines We Like to See #9

'Fox News Apologizes for False Numbers in 

Food-Stamp Fraud Report'

Here's how Trump 'brings back jobs': Indiana taxpayers

must give $7 million in corporate welfare to keep 1,000

jobs from moving to Mexico.

Quite obviously, the Wisconsin food stamp 

police are unaware of the erotic potential 

of cheese curds.

[Blocking access to Velveeta has to qualify as 

cruel and unusual punishment.]

Pat McDonough Sez:  “All Your Food Stamps 

Are Belong to Me!”

Governor Brownback to Sign Law Banning Welfare

 Recipients from Sailing on Kansas Cruise Ships

You've never really been poor in America until you have 

also been humiliated by Sam Brownback.

Jeb Bush Accuses Spider-Man of Building Web That Traps 

Poor People in Perpetual Dependence

Tea Party Tartuffe Sez:  "Social Security for me, but

no food stamps for thee!"

Government Pays Joni Ernst's Family

$460,000 to Grow Bread Bags

"F-35, since it cost $4 billion to build you, couldn't you at

least taxi without catching on fire?"

Cliven Bundy, the Mahatma Gandhi and Rosa Parks of the 

Mojave Desert, Sez:  “I want to tell you one more thing I 

know about the Negro. ... They abort their young children, 

they put their young men in jail, because they never learned

 how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they 

better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family 

life and doing things, or are they better off under 

government subsidy?”

Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) does not believe in

'free lunches' for school children, but he does believe in

(1) free flights to and from his home state and D.C., (2) free

airport parking, (3) free on-site gym access, (4) free health-

insurance subsidies, (5) free death benefits, and (6) free

239 paid days off.  He also believes that poor school children

should sweep floors in exchange for lunch.  It's unclear what

he thinks congressmen should do in exchange for all their

'free lunches', but whiting sepulchres would seem to be

appropriate.

The Unexpurgated Bible #94

"O Lord, there are 5,000 hungry people here.  Why do you

not feed them?"  And Jesus said unto him, "Sorry, but a 

local ordinance forbids the distribution of free food that 

hasn't been assessed for its salt, fat, and fiber content."

Crab Louie

If National Review is to be believed, those Latino roofers

who just re-shingled your house 1) are hostile to free

enterprise, 2) are low-income, 3) are on the government

 dole, 4) were likely born out of wedlock, and 5) voted

for Barack Obama.  Republicans they will never be,

so embrace your Inner Whiteness and Rightness 

ever harder.

Oklahoma Hayseed Blames Gun Violence on

'Welfare Moms'

Rick Santorum Sez:  “I’m open to a 2016 run for 

President, yeah. I think there’s a fight right now

 as to what the soul of the Republican Party’s 

going to be and who gets the wingnut welfare, 

and we have something to say about that."

[Bring on the froth!]

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