Remember, with a great costume comes

great responsibility.

What should you do if you find a Spider-Man nest

 in your house?

"Holy Hell,  that's a spider, man!"

Jeb Bush Accuses Spider-Man of Building Web That Traps 

Poor People in Perpetual Dependence

Angry Arachnid Goes Anarchic, Elmo Gets Tickled, 

Mickey and Minnie Gadabout and Gawk

Governor Christie Squishes Spider-Man, Kids Applaud

Spider-Man Accused of Smuggling Tarantulas into the U.S.

"Quite honestly, I only wore this outfit today

because my Spider-Man suit is at the cleaners."

"Why doncha come up and see me sometime, Spider-Man?"

Spider-Man Takes Up Golf

Spider-Man and the Web of Nonintersecting Lines

"Maybe someday," Spider-Man thought, "I won't have to

wear this ridiculous costume and hyphenate my name.

One can only hope."

Q: Why does Alain 'Spider-Man' Robert climb skyscrapers?

A: Because they are there.

Q: Why are they there?

A: Because we are here.

Q: Why are we here?

A: Don't ask Alain.

Q: Why?

A: Because he does not know.

Q: Why does he not know?

A: Because he is too busy climbing.

Spider-Man ensnares another member of the

Brooks Brothers Gang.

Human Fly Auditioning for Role in

Next Spiderman Movie