Representative Pete Olson (R-TX) has 

Tarantula Hands.

My favorite John Agar movie was Tarantula. 

It taught me a lot about spiders and photography.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #135

Tarantulas on a Plane

There's a right way and a wrong way to eat fried tarantulas.

 How to Photograph a Tarantula from Three Blocks Away

"Heh, heh, heh!  This guy obviously has bought into the 

urban legend that Tarantula was just a B movie about

a rogue spider.  Isn't he going to be surprised!"

Grasshopper Mouse Singing for Its Supper of

Crickets, Tarantulas, and Scorpions

Spider-Man Accused of Smuggling Tarantulas into the U.S.

"Is it true, Mr. Bartlett, you are leaving the Bush

Administration so that you can spend more

time with your pet tarantula?"

Though loath to admit it, scientists genuinely

enjoy tormenting tarantulas.