Arizona Scorpion Endorses Trump

Even Captain Marvel was no match for this Scorpion.

Grasshopper Mouse Singing for Its Supper of

Crickets, Tarantulas, and Scorpions

Rude Rhymes #58

Scorpion's Hell

Bob McDonnell

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President Obama Pans

 Governor Brewer's Book

The scorpion mating process can take from 1 to 25+ hours
and depends on the ability of the male to find a suitable
place to deposit his spermatophore. If mating goes on
longer than that, the female may eventually lose interest
and take up Twittering.

Critters buggin' ya, Bunky?

Don't just kill'em. Grill'em!

Have you tried the recipes for centipede en brochette and

scorpion-on-a-stick from Paul Wolfowitz's new barbecue

cookbook, Fire and Smoke in the Middle East?