"Gordon Sondland carried a wireless buzzer into meetings 

at the U.S. Mission that enabled him to silently summon 

support staff to refill his teacup."

Boris Johnson's Favorite Energy Drink

Ambassador Mary Jane Cryptocurrency Makes 

Impassioned Plea for Iced Tea, Weeps for Peace

No more Super Big Gulps for Sarah Palin. 

She's now detoxing with Teami Skinny Tea.

What a Difference a Little 'T' Makes

High Tea

Low Tea

"Don't Tazo me, bro!"

The Tea Party was over in Iowa, and, honest to God,

everybody left without even offering them a cup

of tea.

"O Lord, You are the Master of the Universe, You are the

Author and Finisher of our Faith, You are the Alpha and the

Omega, the Beginning and the End, Creator God, True

God, Almighty God, Everlasting Father, You are the

Great Most High. Lord, I thank You for what You have

done for this teabag and for how You are going to

expand it from single serve to family size."

Snake on Gadsden Flag Apparently Tired of Tea Parties

Dennis Prager Moderating the Debate Between a

Bottle of Snapple and a Can of Diet Coke

"Honey, when the Beckerwoods drop by for a spot

of tea, shall we serve it out of our special teapot?"

Listen, folks, you don't end up looking
like this from drinking tea.

"Yes, there are now four Teapublican Parties. First,

there's the Green Teapublican Party, a figment of

Tom Friedman's imagination. Next, there's the

Black Teapublican Party, a figment of Michael

Steele's imagination. Then, there's the Oolong

Teapublican Party, a figment of the Iron Goddess

of Mercy's imagination. And, finally, there's the

White Teapublican Party, which is made up of

99 and 44/100ths percent pure White Rodents,

like me."

Java Activists Protest at Tea Party Convention

Tea Vendor Taking a Break Between Tea Parties

"I just heard Michael Steele say, 'Change is being delivered
in a tea bag. And that’s a wonderful thing'. Isn't he just the
shiznit?"

Tea Parties Exposed as Brazen Hucksterism
by Countercultural Entrepreneur

After the Tea Parties came the Coffee Klatches.

Chancellor Merkel is hopeful drinking green tea

will help remedy her problem with nail biting.