Kevin McCarthy Overthinking the Three Stooges

"He's a real nowhere man

Sitting in his nowhere land

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody."

When was the last time you served Kevin McCarthy a big, 

steaming bowl of horse-hockey? Well, neighbor, that's 

way too long!

Kevin McCarthy Just Moments Before

He Dried Up and Blew Away

Kevin McCarthy Sez:  “It doesn’t seem like

 that’s something Trump would be doing.”

That look Kevin McCarthy gets when he accuses

the FBI of acting beyond the 'Power of Inquiry 

as Decreed by Our Founding Fathers'.

Finger Pointers are too high strung and stubborn to make 

good pets.

It's just like that time everybody slapped 

Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Trump Endorses Kevin McCarthy: Shocked and Infuriated 

MAGAs Revolt on Truth Social

Telling Kevin McCarthy to stop lying is like telling

a brothel owner in Nevada to stop holding 

Virginity Auctions.

Megaphony

Kevin McCarthy to Be Top Dog in Remake of 

Best in Show

The name American Pointer comes from the politician's instinct

 to point.

McCarthy Chastises Marjorie Taylor Greene

Adam Schiff Sez  “If you took the worst orator 

in the world, gave him the worst speech in the 

world, and made him read it for the longest time 

in the world. That would be a lot like listening to 

Kevin McCarthy tonight.  Except, probably better."

Half-Truths + Outright Lies + Aggrieved Arguments + 

Uurelated Tangents + Recycled Rhetoric = Kevin McCarthy

Kevin McCarthy's Latest Release

Juice on the Loose

[Woman wearing what looks like a Trump jock strap

has been identified as Marjorie Taylor Greene.]

Once thought not possible, Kevin McCarthy and 

Mitch McConnell have become whiter.