Will the Israelites come to his aid?

Adventures in Aestheticism #214

Type and Antitype

The Unexpurgated Bible #98

"The sun shall be turned into darkness, the moon into blood, 

and seagulls into narcissists before the great and the terrible 

day of the LORD comes."

Mr. Bluster Urges Atheists to Exercise Their 'Right

to Leave the Country'

John McCain had a 'pastor problem'.

His name was John Hagee.

Barack Obama had a 'pastor problem'. 

His name was Jeremiah Wright.

Rick Perry has a 'pastor problem'. 

His name is Robert Jeffress.

You know, if politicians didn't insist on wearing

 their religion on their sleeves, they might not 

have a 'pastor problem.'

Pastor John Hagee Compares Rick Perry to

Abraham Lincoln at Houston Prayergasm;

Crowd Boos, Then Chants "Jeff Davis,

Jeff Davis, Jeff Davis!"

John Hagee, the Spit Valve on God's Trombone

This is one of the many sequels to

Can Rome Survive? 10 Prophetic

Signs That We Are the Terminal

Generation, written by Paul of

Tarsus 2,000 years ago.

Feel the Love!

Speaking at the Israel Summit last night, Senator Joe Lieberman

said, "The bond that I feel with Pastor Hagee and each and every 

one of you is much stronger than the one John McCain feels, 

and so I am proud to stand with you tonight. Let us therefore 

watch and wait as Jehovah punishes Brownsville, that wicked 

city, with the fury of His Mighty Wind."

Senator Joe Lieberman has adopted the Hagee System of Weights

and Measures, in which One AntiChrist = One Homosexual Jew

Who Annihilates One-Third of the Earth's Population.

"First McCain persuaded me to retract what I said about

Hurricane Katrina. I did. Then he exhorted me to issue

a letter of apology to the Catholic Church. I did. Now he's

prodding me to shed 100 lbs. Sweet Jesus! He's stopped

preaching and gone to meddling!"

Pastor Wright

Pastor Wrong

John McCain Tours Ninth Ward, Offers Words of

Encouragement to Victims of Hurricane Hagee

In the space of 30 seconds on Sunday, John McCain
 told George Stephanopoulos that while it was a 
mistake to solicit and accept Pastor John Hagee's 
endorsement, he is glad to have it. The Senator is well-
known for his long-term flip-flopping on a number of 
important issues, like the Bush tax cuts. But now,

it seems, he is showing definite signs of short-term 
flip-flopping.

As it turned out, John McCain lost the election in 2008. But,

in 2009, he was Raptured into Heaven, where he got to

listen to the sermons of Pastor John Hagee for all eternity.

The main difference between John Hagee and Louis

Farrakhan is that the former can't play the violin.

Televangelist John Hagee Throws Weight Behind 
Senator McCain, Sets New World Record for 
Clean and Jerk

Bill Donohue Beetle and John Hagee Beetle in Three Falls,

No Time Limit Protestant-Catholic Death Match; Winner

Earns Right to Endorse John McCain for President