Unexpected accident ............... in the laboratory

My "real" job as a laboratory's officer begins yesterday..... I tell you, doing things alone (temporarily ajer) is a tough job you'd ever imagined. Whilst "assuring" all the lab thingy that needs to be purchased and stored, I need to make sure that all the students who will use the apparatus are using it properly.

But, yesterday .... there is one student accidentally gets her finger injured just because she is having a hard time to insert the glass pipette in the pipette fillers properly. That glass pipette she used had broken in "HALF". Now that's odd.... getting injury while performing the simplest technique in lab is a misery. What will happened if they have to perform more complicated test e.g: using the centrifuge, syringe, burette and delicate glassware.... ? It's gonna be a scary nightmare !!!!!!

For those who studied medical science field will remember what is a graduated glass pipette and what it looks like. (if you don't... please slap your face).

This pipette (for those who doesn't know)

A pipette (also called a pipet, pipettor or chemical dropper) is a laboratory instrument used to transport a measured volume of liquid. Imagine this pipette is a glass, nearly 30cm long and too narrow diameter with sharp edge.... it's common if the accident occurs when you'd accidentally stab your hands because of the sharp pointer or the pointer is broken. But how in the hell this pipette can be broken in half while inserting it in this.....

This is modern pipette fillers. I must tell you that I haven't seen this before, because few years ago we only use

this.......

This is a funny rubber safety bulb . You could get serious headache when you press the wrong "terminal" because it can screw up your volume measurement that needs to be transfer.

So... back to the story. I wondered how that girl ended up broken the pipette in half. I don't think it's hard to do that. She thinks that inserting pipette to the filler is fucking hard like deflorating the virgin girl......... larikkkkk !!!!!

Using the modern fillers is damn easy... just insert the blunt point of pipette to the filler 's hole slowly and then twist it a bit..(please don't expanding your imagination, you pervert ;p)

Her lecturer, Mr. Arvind had taught them how to insert the pipette properly. I must say that the student aren't watching he do and listened what he'd said properly. (No wonder Mr.Arvind told me... he will and definitely have a tough time while doing class experiment).

I must tell you, the wound is not deep, but she's bleeding pretty bad. Me and another volunteered lecturer (who has a first-aid kit) immediately gives treatment to her.

After that, that girl needs to write a report of the incident to me (with the witness of incident)... Supposedly she need to do it like lodging a police report *smile*... BUT this is exactly what she writes:-


"Semasa saya menggunakan pipet untuk menyumbat ke dalam filler, pipet pecah dan tangan saya terluka"

I don't know how to react..... It's definitely not a proper incident report.. but it sure is funny... hahaha.... Should I sepak her or not.? *laugh*


Mr. Arvind on the other hand asked me to present that accident report on the upcoming Faculty meeting... Like duh ???? he was THERE when the incident occurs, he have to do it lar... *wink*


and..


I got supporters too... hahahahaha....

Meet....

*warning this posting contains explicit images. Visitor below 18 years are advise to leave this blog or.. if you dare to see it then get nightmare... jangan salahkan mak.*

I'm working in UNISEL for 2 weeks now and I'm enjoying it. Not only I'd seen some new apparatus that I haven't touch before... But yet.. something bothers me about "mortuary". One of the staff cakap kat mak kenape tak duduk kat "bilik mayat". As usual, mak tak faham what he said to me.. until one day I've to do some inventory in the room that supposedly become my office.

Step in the room je... I see this....

Hoh... siapa pulak yang "tidur" kat sini ? Before I switch on the lights, it's definitely creepy loh. Nearly give mak heart-attack you know. They bungkus this thing like a newly dead corpse.

Mak dengan beraninya tarik kain putih tue slowly. In hoping that the "corpse" didn't suddenly wake-up or else satu UNISEL will hear mak punya bitchy scream .

Nampak je rambut "corpse" nih.... My body shivers already. The hair like human wig you know.. Then I tarik lagi. Then I saw......

La... life-sized dummy rupanya. Terkejut I nyah. I thought someone buang tebiat tido atas glass apparatus. Nasib tak kena belasah ngan mak. Aiyo... this dummy got big lubang hidung one.

Then I lift-up this dummies. This dummy owns a famous face I'd seen before... and not mistakenly this dummy look like HALLE BERRY !!!!!

This dummy hair makes me jealous, nyah. Jealous ya amat... I'm thinking to cut off my hair like this dummy. From that moment... I'd name this dummy Halle Berry. Very vasss kan??? Halle really look like human loh. U ols tak percaya? Keep reading....

Halle owns 36B breast cup. Tegang, mantap, montok, tidak jatuh after unyel-unyel. Symmetrical in position. Ini bisa membuatkan gadis-gadis mencemburui dia.

Halle got flat abs with 6 muscles. Terlalu hebat Halle nie. Tentunya dia akan terus dicemburi semua. Perfect waist... not too big not to small... Tyra Banks boleh makan hati tengok my Halle okeh.

Ya-Rabbi...... this one also got ???..... tsk..tsk..tsk.. Now Halle will be in man's fantasy.

Rather than she laid like a corpse... I decide to make a dress for her and she's happy to do this pose for me. Look out bitch and whores... you are no match to my Halle. She is in celebrity class already. Ces't magnifique formidable et bravo. Without any make-up and jewelry.

I wonder what will happened to Halle's fate. She's under my responsibilities now. She looks like a blow-up doll. It's pretty dangerous to leave her with horny man. Hahahaha... Who knows one days you find an accidentally cum on her body.

p/s: Halle also got a boyfriend named Chris Daughtry. But I still searching for Chris . If I found him....I'll post his picture.. LOL

2 Jobs Interview which i'd turn it down

To all my friends who had recently sms/msg. me for "Good luck" on my job interview (today), thank you for your concern...

But unfortunately... i'd turn down the interview because i feel the job that they had offered to me is not what i'm looking for... I'm not the one who looking a "job" that need to undergo a "test" to show them that i have a potential to become an apperentice for the company.

That's not the job that i haunt for. It's a waste thing that i'd learn BioMedical field nearly 5 years then only become "unfortunate" Management Trainee ????? (call meh a "picky" babe LOL). My dad (who had experienced > 20 years as HR Manager) had gave me a piece of his mind by telling me why i should withdrawn the interview offer.

I've a chat with my Sabahans friend Miming, i'd told her everything about the job specifications and she said "Uiiih na... terkeluar kau dari simpang!!!" ... i only can tell her.. "Memang pun sia terkeluar simpang.. but it's not a impossible to make a "U" turn"...

But ..nak pegi "U" turn balik tue yg payah..... it may take me 2-3 years... and i hate that. I might losing a valuable 3 years.

So yeah.... currently i'm still a "picky" jobless girl. But no worries, because i've to wait for my final Bachelor's CGPA (for Industrial Training)... And I hope the result can secure me as a "Second Class" Degree Honours ... (Okaylah Second Class ... my result's fall down pretty bad after i'd encountered nearly fatal accident in January 2006. I'd missed a lot of class, my brain's "whacked" but i'd managed to score CGPA >2.90 in 4th Semester exams)

I'm sure some of you will asked "What kind of job that this fucktard want???" ...

Okay Bitch, now i'm telling you what kind of job that i want (hahahah...) . I like to be a Product Specialist (Laboratory Equipment/ Analytical machine) . I'll do some homework about the benefits/principal operating of the equipment before i go out and give demonstration to my clients in hospital. It looks like i'm selling the equipment but at least i have the experience using the machine and writing the Machine's Systems of Procedure, so i can convince the client the benefits of the machine.

I'd seen one demonstration made by a Product Specialist (male) in SKMC (the place that i'd undergo a practical recently). I feel like to whip his ass when my staff friend Dewit ask him "what is the test principle of this machine?" and the guy said "U just look in the manual booklah"... What a bloodyfool and stupid is he? He's a Product Specialist and he MUST know the "test principle"... What i can say that the guy is in his mid-30's age and he might have at least 5 years experience and still not able to tell "the machine test principle". Shame on the company that had hired him.. BOOOOOOO !!!

I'd look some of job advertisement for Lab Machine Specialist and most of the requirements they prefer are Bsc. in Science or Chemistry and experience min 1 year. But if you asked me .. Selling Lab Equipment is suitable for students (fresh graduates or some experience) of BioMedicine/ BioTechnology/ Medical Lab Technology/ BioChemistry. Why i'm saying this? is because those students have a good expose in hospital laboratory (max 6 month) and they are learn to handle the machine, perform manual lab test and understand the test principle. The students also have to write their own S.O.P as a requirements that they had understand the test.

The S.O.P that students have to write may ended up >400 pages (like what my 2 friends and I had done while we undergo training in SJMC in 2004).

Okay, the second job that i like to apply is a Researcher. The person have to do a research (culture, health, management etc.) and comes out with the conclusion. Some reseacher have to travel just to gain some sample or respondent etc. (which i found it's extremely cool because i can learn other culture and get ready to make my room another "paper" mess).


Currently i'd sent my resume to my friend Sharm who worked as Researcher in his company (TNS Global). Some of my friends do give their encouragement to me for this job because i'd experience doing my thesis base on Clinical Survey. What can I say is... only Allah who decide what's the best for me and my decision are part of my efforts to gain my own life after graduation.

A short visit and my 4 "boss"

One day before my Visit to SKMC

joyce=You know what
me= what ?
joyce=The lab is now different after all of you gone
me=don't say that
joyce=seriously it does
me= No i don't think so
joyce= It does... the lab is now quiet... boring.. i miss all of you
me=But the lab still have you and Kirba
joyce= It's not the same like when all of you were here
me= How's Dewit ?
joyce= He's fine but he's a change man now
me=why?
joyce= Maybe he miss you guys too much
me= Do he came to work tomorrow ?
joyce= No.. Dewit is taking A.L 2 days
me= Darn... i want to pay him a visit tomorrow
joyce= Well, Yeou (Why suddenly she mentioned Yeou's name ?.. hehehe) is on-call tommorow... if you want to meet him, came on the afternoolah
me= Ok then.. glad to know he'll be there 2moro.. gtg now.. see ya

* flashback....

Sigh...i missed all the staff like crazy especially my 4 "boss" Mr.Syaiful, Mr.Yeou, Mr.Dewit and Mr.Joseph... What happend on the last day we did the practical does change them a lot especially Dewit... Yeou, on the other hand had left from work a bit early and i tak sempat to wish him goodbye :(

Yesterday (Thursday) i came back to SKMC to retrieve my appraisal and testimonial letter from Mr. Hwang (my dearie Manager) and i mmg rasakan the lab is "changed"... Sunyi... My presence was greeted by Ahgalia, Kak Vimala, Joyce and Kirba who just 'lepak2' in Kak Vim's room. Then Mr.Joseph joined us too

Kak Vim: You just came a bit late lah dear... Mr. Hwang baru je keluar
Me:Nevermind that i can go lunch first
Kak Vim: I thought you want to come yesterday (Wednesday)
Me: Who say's that?
Kak Vim: I think you'd..
Me: Well i don't think i did say that.. I'd called Joyce yesterday says i'll come today

Then i noticed my fav. machine Abbott AxSYM tgh direpaired... ummm..

Me: What happed to AxSYM?
Joyce: Cannot detected HIV sample
Me: Why meh? reagent problem ke?
Joyce: No i don't think so.. all reagent are new .. just opened recently
Me: I think AxSYM missed me lar
Joseph: He did LOL
Kak Vim: Joseph miss you lar... semua analisis tak jadi

*All laugh.....

Me: my goodness.. haha ....
Joyce: AxSYM start making problem in the morning the technician still try to fix it like crazy
Me: It's lunch time.. let's go out and eat
Joyce: Luckily you came by ....ada juga teman nak makan sama2.

MY 4 BOSS

Mr. Syaiful.. i must admit he's the one that really close to me.... when the first time i'm in the lab he's the one that teach me a lot of things. By the way he's the ex-senior MLT in SJMC. Previously he'd worked in Histopathology dept. But since the dept. is now closed.. he works in Haematology dept.

Because he knows some of SJMC lab staffs, we both had trade a lot of stories including stories about Abg. Remy (Remy rapat ngan I kat SJMC)... Kalau cerita kat sini pun takkan habis... but the staff know how close we are.... Mr. Syaiful is an excellent listeners and a good joker too...

Yeou, the most famous bachelor in SKMC... I can sense most of nurses ada "crush" dekat Yeou nie.... hahahahah.... I think all girls that work in SKMC mesti selalu cuci mata tgk. Yeou LOL.. I fell lucky to know this guy and we kinda close too.

Yeou is the guy who have sense of humour, caring and sometimes can be a good listeners. Otak kuning pun dia... He's currently doing his own cyber-cafe bussiness and one of Excel Direct Selling distributors.

Me: Why are you leaving so fast last Friday... I tak sempat to say goodbye to you

Yeou: Sorry dear but i ada "project"

Both of us ponders.............................................................. then suddenly laughing hard

Yeou: Hey.. don't think "other thing" lar.. hahaha

It takes time to know Dewit John... a Kadazan-Dusun guy.... but what i can tell he is the most jovial person and very proactive at work. Previously he worked in Mahkota Medical Center, Malacca and he is Sahri's (AF1) clans before Sahri joined AF 5 years ago and have to leave his job after that. All of us really close to him because he knows what students like and he always bring up some noise in the lab (that make us laugh and sometimes irritated.. hahahaha)

He's the one that can sense the sadness when we no longer be there.. in the lab... and he does hugs me before i leave and i can't believe it from my eyes . It nearly makes me cried but i can control it well.... (when the time i can be there with Dewit with his jokes and stories ???)... Like Syaiful, Dewit is also close to me. because we are Sabahans !!!

Mr.Joseph, one of the coolest guy in the lab. He likes doing his own thing and he's wiser a lot's of theories. We couldn't see him mad what so ever because this guy is "one-face- that cool"... like John Travolta hahahahah.... He's very systemical when running sample... sometimes what we had done wrong can make him headache.. but he's cool by keep giving advise not doing the same mistakes again. He also a good listeners and he and Syaiful yg pujuk I when i'm in trouble in the lab or what so ever..

Other staff like :-

Mr.Mahfuz (seriously he's the most wiser about the diagnosis thing.. and we always come to him for some explanation)

Miss Cheryl (eventhough she is moody sometimes.. but she is also a good joker)

Mr. Radzak (Another Joker and also a lab senior)

Alek (Let's call him lab's saviour... without him... die lar we all...)


After retrieved my testimonial letter i went home with thousand memories of the lab... when the time i can meet them all again... :(

MINUTES TO OUR FINAL PRACTICAL DAY

Left: Joyce, Kirba, Kitty and Lau

Front:Mr. Dewit

Behind left: Me and Joel

The students ( not in the pic : Prem and Joyce)

Thanks to Yeou for taking our pictures.. we will miss you a lot

It's over..... Bye bye SKMC

Em... Tag nie akan terus menjadi kenangan buat Aziya and my friends.... Today, we have to return the tag to HR dept. ... Wear the Tag is compulsory in SKMC Hospital or kami kena sergah ngan MR. CEO (macam sie Prem kena sebulan lepas)

Today we take this tag out from our clothes "OFFICIALLY" as we are no longer a practical student in SKMC.... ahhh.. it's very sentimental value for me... yelah, tak pakai nie seumpama org asing datang SKMC heheh.... or takut dengar bunyi dari Mr. Kasanova huhuhuhu....

Honestly, hari ini Aziya rasa sebak sebab i'll no longer dapat berkongsi ilmu dengan all staff, i'll no longer hear and laugh to their funny tone when they calling me.....and i'll no longer hear their funny accent like "opppuuunddd", "under control", "itupun mau marah ka??", "Amoi, no good la you", "G Anam P D", "Confuurmmm", "Em Sai Keng", "Banyak Nahat lah" and many more....

I'm gonna miss them terribly ... without them, the lab turns quiet as graveyard with one unpredictable Undertaker ... **eriee**

This is today's picture.... taken by dearie Kitty.... it's me with the lab's Gents.... they really had turn me upside down in 2 months... Like i'd said before.. i'm gonna miss em' .. I'll share to you a stories of 4 Boss that really close to me on the next posting.. hehehehe

Alek... the guy next door.... Pakar mencuci "pinggan-mangkuk" mesin2 laboratory, pakar membuat teh/milo/sky juice hehehehe.... Ada gaya jadi doktor... hamboih... Dr. Darshan nampak kang... abess....

WHILE THE MANAGER ARE ON VACATION

Suprised???.... I bet cha'.... our BIG boss mmg ambil annual leave 3 days (sampai esok)... and the lab clans partying like crazy !!!!! In 3 days the staff were like "happy shiny people" and some of them were like "happy pills overdose" heheheh.... (sorry Boss hehhehe...)

I think not all practical student will have oppurtunity like this.... just look at all pics below.....

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Auwwww cutey ... look at him.... like a godfather of bumblebee

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Urghhh..... macam Pokok Klapak tegang jer......

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Gosh.... Joel look like a retard little girl with Pokok Klapak Tegang hairdo..... a bit hard to differentiate the hair style... Golap ajo....

Eve of Industrial Training "Independent Day" ;p

With the art of friendship spirit.....

After 2 months of pain and gain......

I wound like to invite you to.......

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Raise the Magnificent Condom 5 flag !!!!! ... Merdeka..Merdeka..merdeka....

hoh...it's sound a bit "rude" but i don't care what you'll say..... the important is tomorrow will be the end of my gruelling practical... hahahah

FAREWELL PARTY

To show our appreciation to all the staff... we (students) decide to do a small farewell party... we would like to say our million thanks to "Superlicious Naughty" Yeou by doing small budjet calculations so we are choosing the right and good food with low budjet cost.

We had done the farewell party on last wednesday's noon and we really glad that our lab manager Mr. Hwang and HR Manager Mr. Michael Loo had give us their lil' time from their busy schedule to be part of our guest. Thank You !!!

The menu we had served are Nasi Campur (Nasi, Ayam Goreng, Acar Buah), Mutton "Dry" Curry (i hate mutton hahaha...), Chicken Curry, Kurma and Tempe Goreng (simply delicious) ... add with Watermelons and variety or soft drinks

SCENE FROM THE FAREWELL PARTY

From Left: Kitty, Me and Kirba

Lunch time baby... grab some Tempe and some "mouthwatering" curry

From Right: Mr. Hwang (Lab Manager), Mr. Michael (HR Manager), Mr.Joseph, Premanand (Joe Jambul Cap Kari Babas) hehe...., Mr. Dewit "Oppuunnnddd" John and Mr. Radzak

Me, Kitty and Kirba... dah macam tak boleh dipisahkan.. ( i look a bit slimmer in this pic... thanks to the baju kurung that i'm wearing hehehe....)

Left side: Mr.Yeou "Licious", Joyce, Kirba, Kitty, Me, Mr. Mahfuz (standing far behind)

Right side: Mr. Alek (Wan Idris), Lau, Mr. Joseph (looking at the camera)

OTHERS PIC

Left: Mr. Dewit, Miss Cheryl, Kitty, Me, Kirba, Joel, Lau (front)

We are crazy... but we love it.... Mr.Yeou, Joyce, Kitty, Me and Kirba (sorry baby.. terlindung)

Photo Credits: Me, Kitty Kong and Mr. Yeou

Pokok SKMC Nan Sebatang

24/05/07 ~~~ 1pm

Ding... Dong.... (ye ler takde "typing" sound effect yg paling best)

Announcer: Attention to all SKMC staff..... To all staff that parked their car behind the mortuary (ye.. belakang rumah mayat) please move your car immediately.... thank you

Miss Cheryl: Guys.... u must parked your car somewhere else.... I'll join you later on...

Me: Arghhh... shit (dalam hati)

Joel: Manelah nak parking nie.... keparat punya X#$C!*&

Lau: Bising lah you... let's move out... it's lunch time too....


Okay.... the announcement really makes us sick... (where the hell we will get free parking...???)... That day i only have Rm20 in my purse and park the car at parking lot in SKMC i tell you ... expensive than you thought.... Plus, MPK also charge their own the parking lot quite expensive too... ;p

When we arrived at the behind of mortuary... guess what we saw....

owh.... SKMC's oldest tree are on FIREEEEE !!!!! (err.. what the worst that could happen next?... the pokok will "tumbang" and hit the car that parked beneath it??)

Cool... at last that's something interesting to watch (i'm fuckin' bored in the lab on the morning).... alongside some chaotic jokes and acts from some of the staff..... so i decided to take some pics from my camera phone.... uneditted okay...

I think all the lab staff will be proud of these two people LOL... Alek (pinkish) and Yeou (Creamy yum..yum..).. They are accidently become SKMC's "Hero of a day" .... Some staff told me that Alek actually joined "Kadet Bomba" before... good practice then Buddy~~~~

That's the tree that i'd mentioned... it's the oldest tree in SKMC's... all the staff have no idea what caused the fire... and i came out with some thoughts...

Me: Agaknya ada org buang puntung rokok kut..

Staff 1: Could Be... but why the fire burn the behind side of the tree...???

Me: Could it be from the next building... or maybe the smokers is a champions of "Merejam Lembing" ???

Staff 2: Maybe.... LOL

Emm.. you can see the "bara" api kan?... actually itu belum betul2 terpadam... the place kinda windy that day... and you know it lar.....

Erm... there's "Jabatan Pembentungan" Staff that try to helps us control the fire from spreading to other place.. but the funny is... using resident's water hose?.... aiyooo.. the water just barely reach the fire surface... thank you anyway.... ( i thought jabatan pembentungan ada pili bomba ???)

While these 2 heroes still trying to save the tree.... the fire had "swoooosheddd" to branches area and....

The guards decided to aimed the hose by standing besides the small road (no worry.. it's just small road jer..) and there's is Syeong (blackie) our Medical Engineer give his best pose for me.... LOL... Akhirnya api telah dapat di kawal.. Syabas guys !!!!

Okay... before i ended up this post.... Siapalah 'budak' yg buat aksi terlampau nie ye.... (don't aim @ his ass okay).... hahah... he's still innocently "teruna" tau... oppsssss

p/s: I don't need to move my car to somewhere else.. cuz i'd parked my car quite far from that burning tree.... selamat RM20 haku....

La Divaaaa !!!!!!!!

Hi all... hopefully some of you tak termuntah tgk my previous posting... hahahha..... honestly i like Leonid's atitude.. damn!! he's got the guts to show off hahha.....

Emmm.. since i'm kinda busy ... i'll share to you two pics of Mr. Mahfuz's daughter... our Senior MLT ... her name is Aina Sofea... she's 3 y.o but she's kinda talkative... she came to the lab with moderate "bisul" on her forehead... (first impression.. i thought she'd fall down or you know.... xxxxxxx.....).. it makes Mr. Mahfuz jadi serba salah hehehe... but ..trust me, it's just a BIIIGG Bisul on her forehead.. just look at the pus...... it's everywhere and it's too itchy... and good thing Sofea didn't touch it or scratch it as she complaint it's pretty painful !!!

Hahha.. for those who had read the SKMC "skodeng" case , Sofea kinda scared with Mr. Joe Jambul Cap Kari Babas (sorry Prem heheh....) .. because Prem kacau dia agak "kasar" sikit.. so Sofea get frightened by him heheh.... until today if Prem berdiri dekat (walaupun 200m jauh) dgn dia.. she'll cry instantly....

I can tell from her attitude that she is daddy's girl... Sofea like to say "Sibuk lah kau !!!", "Blah lah!!!!" ... "Samseng" and worse she said... "Engko Botak !!!!!" ( pretty ganas i tell you....) ... mostly Kak Vimala and i yg kena layan Sofea nie... her dad pretty busy running patient's sample @ biochemistry analayzer machine.... her mom busy working as a nurse in SKMC (same building ler..).... Usually Sofea is taken care by babysitter but since her forehead got's bisul... Mr. Mahfuz bawak lah Sofea ke lab (takut satu babysitter center kena bisul besar australia jugak...)

But it's no big deal la.. it's good to have her here... Anyway, check out her eye lashes (click the pic please)... woahh... i think Diva pun boleh kalah nie.... Lentik, Lebat, Panjang... Ko ado ?????

Mahkamah Juvana Antarabangsa SKMC > Kes 1

KAKI SKODENG

Tertuduh:

Nama: Brad Pitt (bukan nama sebenar)

Pekerjaan: Ahli Lagak Ngeri (mengalami kecederaan di tangan kiri)

Tarikh Ditahan: 1 Mei 2007 selepas menyambut hari pekerja (dengan pertunjukan ngeri) di taman kanak-kanak Kampung Jenglot
Tinggi: setinggi Meriam Buloh

Berat: 2 1/2 kampit Beras Taj Mahal Faizah

Tukang Tuduh:

Dua gadis mendakwa diskodeng semasa mereka tidur di pantry makmal. kira-kira pukul 1.30 petang... Gambar ini (telah dikaburkan) adalah bahan bukti mereka telah di skodeng...





Saksi Pendakwaraya:

Saksi Mr. Kacang Buncis Terbakar (bukan nama sebenar) yang pada mulanya berniat mahu skodeng juga telah memberi kerjasama untuk membantu pihak pendakwaraya untuk menguatkan hujahan kes.





Sessi Perbicaraan:

Pihak Pendakwaraya Mr. Joe Jambul Cap Kari Babas (bukan nama sebenar) sedang menyoal terduduh. Terduduh kelihatan tidak senang duduk umpama lintah bergerak di laluan berminyak.





Keputusan Mahkamah:

Tidak bersalah kerana tertuduh masih kanak-kanak mumaiyiz.. Namun akibat terkezut melihat Encik Pendakwaraya ... Encik Brad Pitt mengalami High Syndrome selepas perbicaraan

Birthday and my current Lab Division status

*Recycle jap autograph Vince for my birthday Last year... jeng..jeng..jeng....

Aku dan Urinology department...

This is my current face lah (bukan post-plastic surgery punya face ok!)... dekat Urinology department.... tak payahle aku tunjuk gambar urine.. takut you all masa tgk my blog nie tgh makan ke terus vomitt ..... But honestly.. even tempat nie selalu *busuk* (Ella Nok! jgn risau .. mak sembur Salvatore Ferragamo's Incanto Charms hari2... kellleesss gitu) ... aku suka tempat nie.. sebab.. Aku selalu ade bersama Persatuan G Anam (6) P D (G6PD)... busuk pun busuk lah... janji diorang ader...

Oh ye BTW.. let me introduce you to the people that always with me nearly everyday...

1) Yang nie nama dia Mr. Yeou... umur rahsia (hammmboihhh....) Status "tak mengaku dah berpunya cewek montok"... dia nie Head of Urinology Department.. kalau takde dia satu hari... Mesti boring giler... Aku tau ramai awek dah *jatuh chenta* kat mamat ===em sai keng=== nie Bercita-cita nak beli saham Southern Group ...(Diarrhea lar) ..... seriously Yeou looks very innocent type but he is dirty minded also hahahahhaha... kantoi

(aiya... Mesti dia tercekik baca paragraph nie.... Yeou.. I know you read this.. LOL)

2) Amoi Sarawakian comel nie.. my side kicks kat department Urinology... "very nahat" (nakal) one i tell you.... call her Kitty Kong.... dah macam2 nama gelaran staff lab bagi kat dia nie... paling famous is "Kitty Hong Kong", "King Kong", "Kitty Nahat"... macam2 lagi... Tak sah Staff lab tak usik dia satu hari... anyway Kitty very talkative one mmg kalah Machine Gun.... the way she talked in Mandarin buat lelaki ramai terpikat.... No wonder asal we all pegi rehat hari2 ade lah staff Chinese handsome (department lain) sengaja lalu depan Kitty.... hahaha.... Believe it .. Sampai ke Lab diorang *skodeng* Kitty.... Kitty tak percaya ... tak percaya tak pe...

*Ada lagi sebenarnya... Mr. Joseph selalu tolong I hari2.. selalu check kalau i ada buat silap masa analysis... and he's very cool dude lar....

Talk about Urine... I think all MLT will agree that Urine Dept. adalah division paling *busuk*.. not only analyzing the urine... MLT have to analyse Seminal fluid and sometimes have to analyze feces (najis)... Don't be fool by the Urine appearance... kalau warna urine it's pale yellow jgn terkejut bau dia pun 'hebat' jugak..... Urine nie.. kadang2 I baru bukak Container cap ajer.. terus bau meluru keluar... mengalahkan Cyanide.... Poning kepalo den

Paling best kalau dapat sampel air mani lelaki (Seminal fluid).. oh my goodness u can't imagine how many those sperms (Berudu LOL) moving around (in the microscope lar) 6 millions "berudu" in 5 ml ... some was like "The Rock".. some was like "Parkinson's Patient"... and some was like "losing their head" but the tail still moving... Yikessss !!!! (No.. I'm not freaked out when seeing those "berudu" because one day those "berudu" will come inside me what.... OMG !!!!! ) ..

For those man that not really take care of their diet (suka makan benda busuk).. they should know that their semen will smell *busuk* also.. some smells like "telur rebus basi" you know....

The feces.. no comment.. Bless to all MLT that sacrified their nose because of "accidentaly sniffing" the wrath of feces/urine/semen....

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