There are five theories of truth:  Correspondence, 

Coherence, Pragmatic, Redundancy, and Semantic.

Are they now nugatory?

Is your Roomba spying on you?

The Fox News Zeitgeist: a Vacuum Inside a Vacuum

Musk Claims Humanoid Will Never Get Bored

Vacuuming the Carpet or Carrying Out the

Trash

Actually, a vacuum cleaner doesn't clean vacuums, but if it did

 and you cleaned it, wouldn't you be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?

Attack of the 50-Foot Housewife

This looks like a job for iRobot® Roomba®!

David Brooks Explaining How to Replace the Bag

 in a Moral Vacuum

Alex Jones Calls a Press Conference to Tell Reporters 

His Hoovermobile Sucks

The GOP Zeitgeist: a Vacuum Inside a Vacuum

Contrary to popular belief, Archimedes

did not invent the Eureka Vacuum Cleaner.

He did, however, run unclothed through

the streets of Syracuse, Sicily, on one

occasion.

Nature abhors a vacuum. This has been true 

since one of the preSocratics first ejaculated, 

"Goddam this Eureka!."

David Brooks Explaining How to Replace the Bag

in an Intellectual Vacuum

Tehran, home of the world's largest handmade carpet,

will host this year's Great Vacuum Cleaner Suckoff.

Russia has developed a new 'vacuum bomb' that
reportedly sucks harder than the Oreck XL Ultra.