There are five theories of truth:  Correspondence, 

Coherence, Pragmatic, Redundancy, and Semantic.

Are they now nugatory?

Carl Paladino Sez:  "Adolf Hitler is the kind of leader we 

need today.  We need somebody inspirational. We need

 somebody that is a doer, has been there and done it.”

In Transylvania, it's always

Midnight Savings Time.

Remember Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Is time running out for Trump?

The oldtimer told him he would like to turn 

his cock back.

Not TikTok

On the quarter hour, it says "I will be phenomenal to

the women."

On the half hour, it says "I have a great relationship

with African-Americans."

On the hour, it says "To be blunt, people would vote

for me because I'm so good looking."

Not Tic Tac.  Not TikTok.  It's Tick-Tock!

Hey, Trumpniks, What Time Is It?

Speaker Ryan Presses the Snooze Button

Trump's Clock

"Looks like your clock stopped at 7:15."

"Yeah, that's when it looked at her face."

"Whose face?"

"Kellyanne Conway's."

In addition to being a moral leper, Rudy Giuliani is just 

plain ol' butt-ugly.  His face would stop a cuckoo clock.

Mayan Horologist Trying to Determine When It's

Howdy Doody Time

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"It's Looney Louie time!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #148

Some broken clocks aren't even right twice

a day.  Happy Daylight Savings Time!

Public Service Announcement

When Newt Gingrich's Campaign Debt Clock reached

$4.8 million, it began to strike 13.