Carl Paladino explains to Donald Trump why he was 

'just being facetious' when he called for the execution 

of Attorney General Merrick Garland.

"Black people shouldn't be held hungry and dumb so as to 

provide a base for the Democratic Party," said Paladino.

Carl Paladino Sez:  "Adolf Hitler is the kind of leader we 

need today.  We need somebody inspirational. We need

 somebody that is a doer, has been there and done it.”

Carl Paladino claims that the Uvalde shooter had

been receiving hypnosis training from the CIA and

that the massacre was a false-flag operation.

Greedheads Galore #50

Carl Paladino

"Yes, Mr. Paladino, your son despises you so much he

changed his surname to Bracegirdle and got a face

transplant."

“I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, 

but there is no better word than 'reprehensible'. Yes,

Carl Paladino is reprehensible."

'I Saw Mommy Kissing Carl Paladino 

Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night'

(And She's Been Dead Since 1968)

"What might ye be doing, sir?"

"I'm showing Barack Obama how to prove to Carl 

Paladino that he's a Christian."

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead and 

Carl Paladino is still undead.

Paladino for the People Owes $6.1 Million

 to the People for Paladino

It's been 92 days since the election,

and Carl Paladino is still undead.

The good news is that Andrew Cuomo has been

inaugurated as the Governor of New York and

Carl Paladino wasn't.  For the moment, at least,

there is no bad news. 

Teabagger Strikes Out Looking

Would-Be New York Governor Scarier

without Halloween Costume

'Snail Giving Head to a Frog', Just One of the Many
Pornographic Emails Forwarded by Carl Paladino to
 His Buddies in the Construction Industry

Carl Paladino Seconds Before He

Folded Like a Cheap Camera

Although it looks like he's choking on a kosher

pastrami sandwich, he's not;  Rabbi Yehuda

Levin looks that way all the time.

"Props to Carl Paladino for renting space for Buddies II,

our bear/leather bar!"

On October 18, Kristin Davis, the first woman to run for

Governor in a general election in New York history, will

be debating Andrew Cuomo and Carl Paladino.  Among

the rhetorical strategies she is considering are the 'Eliot

Spitzer Hook' and the 'A-Rod Grand Slam'.