Body of a Ninja Turtle! Mind of a Neuralink Brain

 Chip! Soul of an Unearthly Thing!

Godshell Comes to the Screen!

Mitch McSnapper Says He's Focused ‘100 Percent’ 

on Blocking Biden

Sebastian Gorka points out that The Terrific Whatzit

was actually McSnurtle the Turtle without his shell.

Mitch the Quitter?  No, Tooter Turtle the Acquitter.

Just Outside Possum Trot, Kentucky

"Democrats may have regained the Senate, but McSnurtle the 

Turtle McConnell is blocking them from taking up Biden's agenda."

"Anderson Cooper Says He Regrets Calling Trump 

a Flailing 'Obese Turtle'" 

[As you can see, Trump is not flailing.]

Like recently-hatched sea turtles, the anti-lockdown

protesters headed instinctively toward the sea.

Mike DeWine Doing His Popular Snapping Turtle

Impression

The Last Days of Moscow Mitch

This plan is certainly worth trying.  It just might work.

Say "9/11" to the McConnell the Turtle Inaction Figure, 

and it won't move, but it WILL shed a tear or two.

Jon Stewart Sez:  “Listen, Senator McConnell, I know

 that your species isn’t known for moving quickly.”

Drain the swamp and you discover it's

Alligator Snapping Turtles all the

way down.

Mitch McConnell says 'case closed' about

the Mueller report.  Whether that's true 

remains to be seen.  In the meantime, the

case would appear to be closed concerning

Chinless Mitch's popularity in his home

state of Kentucky.

Musical Popular with Hard Shell Baptists

Trump Sez (Pointing to Mitch McConnell):  

“This guy’s mean as a snake!”

[Trump always gets his reptiles confused.]

Chelonians Need Love, Too

Gamera's Mother