Trump's Son-in-Law Looks Back

on His Swamp-Draining Years

Meet Nick Dyer, Marjorie Taylor Green's

spokesman and scourge of 'Dirty,

Backstabbing Swamp Creatures'.

“And you, Mr. Barr, are so deep in the swamp, you can’t see

 beyond your fellow reptiles!” she roared.  Bashing Bill Barr

 had made Jeanine Pirro ravenously hungry.

Somewhere in the Louisiana Fever Swamp

Have you ever wondered where the

swamp went when Trump drained it?

Drain the swamp and you discover it's

Alligator Snapping Turtles all the

way down.

What do you get when Elaine Chao and Mitch McConnell

cohabitate?

FEMA Chief Claims He Was Monitoring 

Trump's Swamp-Draining Activities

The Okie from Okefenokee Loses Laura

Trump Sez: "Sometimes it may not look like it, 

but believe me, we are draining the swamp."

Guess Who Showed Up When Trump Drained the Swamp

"After Trump drained the swamp, what did you expect?"

Draining the Swamp Too Much Poses Serious Risk 

of Exposure to Trump

Trump has gone golfing 69 times in his 264 days in office.  

That's one golf trip every 3.82 days. Draining the swamp 

must be hard work.

Trump promised to drain the swamp. Instead, with spendthrifts 

in his administration, like Price and Zinke, Trump is swamping

the drain.

Metaphor Mixology #10

“The media-intelligence community pipeline is a swamp 

that needs to be drained."

Trump pulls the plug on the 'cute' Drain the Swamp slogan

and shirts swamp the drain.

Stephen Mnuchin Sez: "When Mr. Trump said he would drain 

the swamp, he didn't say he wouldn't keep the alligators."

All That Remained in the Trump Administration After

the Swamp Was Drained

So Close You Can Hear the Banjo