Residents of Seattle swear 18 times a day, whereas 

residents of Columbus, Ohio, swear 36 times a day.

If you're familiar with these two cities, this anomaly

is self-explanatory.

Mastriano Puts the Pedal to the Metal

J. R. Majewski 'Splains  the Diff Between a 'Fake Hit' Piece

and a Fake 'Hit Piece'

Maybe the author of Hillbilly Elegy is out 

Hillbilly Handfishin'.

Keeping Ohio Safe from Ten-Year Old Witches Since 2019

Often Confused with, but Only Tangentially Related to,

the Loveland Frogmen

Spawn of Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly

Egg A La Festering Gob

Warm Scuzzies #1,211

Dave Yost

If the Akron police shoot an unarmed man 60 times, just imagine 

what they would do to him if he had a gun.

Debunking the Theory of the Mastriano Race

Brian Adams is the 'Executive Pastor' of Dwell Community

Church in Ohio.  'Executive Pastor' is sometimes confused

with 'Senior Pastor' and 'Lead Pastor'.  Jesus, of course,

is the 'Pastor-in-Chief'.

This Cincinnati cop should have known that

'Pure Evil' is an oxymoron and that oxymoronic

tattoos are not allowed.

Ohio Republicans Want Genital Inspectors in Schools

Zombie for Sale

Old Republican politicians, like Ohio's Jean Schmidt, never die.

They just get freakier and freakier.

Warm Scuzzies #1,177

Dwell Community Church

"J.R. Majewski, an Ohio GOP congressional candidate, 

was a January 6 participant and has repeatedly shared 

pro-QAnon material."

Majewski is also a popular Neanderthal impersonator.

'JD Vance, well-known mythological character, 

said Joe Biden is allowing fentanyl through 

the border to kill MAGA voters'.