Expect to meet ladies of refined taste on the

Tenth Day of Zappadan.

CNN Forces Obama to Release VP Pick Eight Hours Early;

John King's Scoop Significantly Shortens Media Life Cycle

for the Discovery of 'Calcium-y', the Sixth 'Taste'

Saturday Afternoon Palate Cleanser

Novak Djokovic Tastes Chin for First Time,

Indicates It Makes Him Want to Hurl