Getting by on $174,000 per annum is simply

too much to ask of this Republican.

Are Anarchists paid by the week or by the month?

Pence Takes Command

Warm Scuzzies #885

Carey Wright

Warm Scuzzies #764

Jerome Puyau

Missouri Lieutenant-Governor Peter Kinder says that the

$86,000-a-year salary he is paid to advance Anglo-American

jurisprudence is pushing him into 'gradual impoverishment'.

"What's it like, Mr. Gregory, to get paid $4 million to

not meet the press?"

Congressman James Moran (D-VA) says he can't live

'decently' on $174,000 a year.  So, the next time you pay

 him a visit in his Washington office, don't forget to hit

 the tip jar on your way out.

Martha MacCallum Sez:  “Women get paid exactly 

what they’re worth.  They are worth a heck of a

lot---just not as much as men, like Sean Hannity,

Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and

Roger Ailes.  Especially Roger Ailes."

Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) 

Needed Her Paycheck During the 

Government Shutdown Before She

Didn't Need It

Congressman Gingrey Launches Kickstarter Project to

Raise Money for His Next Meal

People who have sex four times weekly earn more so they

can afford to drink four cups of coffee and three extra

sodas a day and die young.

The average CEO in 2012 earned 354 times more than the 

average worker.  This is what is called a 'fact'.  Lucky for 

us, facts don't matter.

For embarrassing Texas and Texans in the

eyes of the world, Governor Perry is getting

 a $92,400-a-year raise.  No wonder two-

thirds of the American people think

politicians, like lobbyists, used car

 salesmen, and telemarketers, have

'low' or 'very low' ethical standards.

Despite the fact that the corporation he

oversees has lost approximately $1 billion

over the past 15 months, Gerard Arpey,

Chairman and CEO of AMR, the parent

company of American Airlines, received

over $5 million in total compensation in

2010, which was 11% more than he

 received the year before.  See how

this works:  company makes money,

you get a raise; company loses

money, you get a raise.  That

old Invisible Hand is such a

clever prestidigitator!

Steven L. Newman, CEO of Transocean, learned the hard way

what happens when the oil rig your company owns explodes,

kills 11 men, and creates the worst oil spill in history.  That's

right:  you get a $200,000 salary increase.

Warm Scuzzies #138

Robert Silberman

Illinois Republican Endorses President Obama's 
Proposed Two-Year Federal Pay Freeze

As Upton Sinclair once remarked, "It is difficult to get a

man to understand something, when his salary depends

upon his not understanding it!"

The highest-paid president in this year's public college

and university survey is Gordon Gee of Ohio State University,

whose pay is worth more than $1.5 million including salary,

retirement, deferred compensation, and a weekly allowance

for purchasing preposterous bowties.