Pastor Warren Sez:  "And hate is never of God, never." 

The Bible Sez:  "Because the LORD was not able to

 bring them into the land which he promised them, and 

because he hated them, he hath brought them out to 

slay them in the wilderness."

[The more people study the Bible, the more people

will lose their faith.]

"Piers, sometimes I get angry and I feel like punching a guy

 in the nose. It doesn’t mean I act on it, unless he's gay." 

The Unexpurgated Bible #74

And Jesus spake unto the Rich Young Ruler, saying,  

"Do not sell all that you have and give it to the poor, 

for that would rob them of their dignity."

"If Rick Warren is a Christian, I'm John Bolton."

If, as Rick Warren says, everyone should have a

purpose-driven life, William Donohue's purpose

must be to drive away as many Americans as

possible from the Catholic Church.

Just moments before he was to be interviewed
by George Stephanopoulos on This Week, Pastor
Rick Warren cancelled, saying he was exhausted
from playing Liar's Poker all night.

Obama Chooses Author of The Belly Driven Life

to Give Inaugural Invocation

Young Acolyte of the Sun Unconcerned

by Rick Warren's Inaugural Invocation

"Hurricane Gustav is great news for my campaign, Rick! The

only thing better would be the Second Coming of Jesus.

Do you think you could arrange that?"