The Evolution of Recycling

World's Worst Jobs #155

Vietnamese Condom Recycler

Plastic Man seemed unconcerned when he heard that each of us

 consumes 20 kilograms of microplastic over the course of our

 life.  That's the equivalent of two mobile recycling bins.

"I call this my Ben Franklin tie. It's made out of 

recycled $100 bills."

Dunk, the NSA's Earth Day Mascot, Sez:  "Instead of 

throwing your phone calls, emails, and texts away, we 

recycle them each and every day."

"They've given us the Prius. Even now,

Japanese refugees are recycling their

garbage. And yet, Gaia levels them!

Just wipes them out! Ha, ha, ha!

Wanna hear an even funnier

Diane Sawyer joke?"

Ancient Brits Ate Dead and Made Skulls into Cups,

Believed to Be Earliest-Known Recyclers

World's Worst Jobs #111

Kenyan Recyclable Materials Scavenger

World's Worst Jobs #95
Indonesian Plastic Cup Scavenger

World's Worst Jobs #91
Chinese Recyclable Materials Collector

World's Worst Jobs #75

Nicaraguan Plastic Bottle Recycler

Boy Says He Prefers His Revolution Cold and

in a Recyclable Plastic Bottle

World's Worst Jobs #27

Chinese Waste Recycler

"I'm proud to announce I've just received a Lifetime

Achievement Award for Political Recycling."