Jack-in-the-Franklins

One way you can tell if you're rich is if you light 

your cigars with Franklins.

What Benjamin Franklin Said

"We don't dislike democracy," howled the wolves, "that

 good little lamb; we even love it: nothing is more tasty

 than a tender lamb."

"I call this my Ben Franklin tie. It's made out of 

recycled $100 bills."

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Franklin

did not believe Wild Turkey should be the

national whiskey.

A Republic If You Can Keep It

Benjamin Franklin Discovers the 

Photo ID

"This is obviously the work of a photoshopper, for I

never touch any bill smaller than a franklin!"

Benjamin Franklin's Ugliest Great-Great-

Great-Great-Granddaughter

Can you name the Four Founding Gunfathers
of the United States of America?

Thanks to the petroleum-industry executives who now

serve as President and Vice-President of the United

States, these Ben Franklins will buy you about four

tanks of gas and a cup of coffee.