How fitting it is that Ollie North, a principal conspirator

in the Reagan Administration scheme to sell arms to Iran

in order to fund the Contras in Nicaragua, is now the 

president of the NRA.

Trump Cancels First Trip to Latin America; 

"Too Many Rapists Down There," He Says

Let's face facts, shall we? Righty bloggers are in a world

of pain at the moment. The only good news out of that

diverticulum in the Intertube is this: their suffering

has been outsourced to a tribe of Miskito Indians in

Nicaragua who are willing to work just for laughs.

World's Worst Jobs #75

Nicaraguan Plastic Bottle Recycler

The only military force less feared than the Mexican Navy

is the Nicaraguan National Guard.

There was no denying Rafael's dance partner was a real dog.

Roberto Rivas, President of the Supreme Electoral Council,

has just been voted the Widest Man in Nicaragua.

Entertainment Center, Nicaraguan Peasant Style

Had David been a university student in Nicaragua,

he would have slain Goliath the Philistine this way.