Asylum-Seeker Looking for Opening in 

Migrant Caravan to Guatemala

Trump Cancels First Trip to Latin America; 

"Too Many Rapists Down There," He Says

"Yazidis?"

"No, Guatemalans."

"What are you doing way over here in Iraq?"

"It's the only way we can get humanitarian aid and keep

 the Americans from throwing us back to the wolves."

World's Worst Jobs #122

Guatemalan Metal Scavenger

Remove his business suit and Roger Ailes, President of the Fox

News Channel, looks like your typical Guatemalan grub worm.

U.S. Apologizes for Syphilis Experiment in Guatemala,

But Not for Nation-Building Experiment in Iraq

Nixon Monument Mistaken for Guatemalan Sinkhole

Unindustrious Protester Making Guatemalan
Riot Police Very Nervous

Guatemalan Officials Unable to Explain Why Murderer
Axel Danilo Ramirez Espinoza Is Called 'Smiley'

Yes, Erick, son of Erick, the Red State Strike Force

commander, did execute a coup d'etat against the

Obama Administration. But, unfortunately, it was

in one of those bad dreams where he found himself

parading around in public clad only in Rush

Limbaugh's line of Viagra-inspired

Guatemalan Gladrags.