Welcome to Hackville

"Don't blame me!  I'm just an analyst!"

"As evidence of Trump's coup plot grows, most 

Republican pundits are only shouting louder."

Bret Stephens says the worst line he ever wrote as a pundit 

for the New York Times was, “If by now you don’t find 

Donald Trump appalling, you’re appalling.”  Shucks,

Bret, that's not your worst line; that's your best.

Laughed at by her colleagues on Meet the Press and lashed by

Trump as a 'weak and frail RINO', Peggy Noonan was having

a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Re-entry?  Has he been in orbit?  And 2024 is three years

in the future.  Besides, we're still recovering from the 

2020 election.  Give us a break, punditocracy.

Would everybody please stop forcing 

Alexandra Petri to vote for Trump?

The Pope of Poo Poo

David Gherkin Sez: "One cannot underestimate 

how widely admired Pickle Pizza is."

The Immaculate Re-Conception of Mary Matalin

Where Pundits Predigest the News for

Americans with ADHD

Hard to believe, but we are now being told by

rightwing pundits that Donald Trump is 

actually Barack Obama in disguise.

After 250 days of pointless Biden speculation, says

The Politico, it's time for 250 days of pointless 

Biden postmortems.

Oxymorons for Our Time #152

Seasoned Pundit

The Underlying  Cause of Mitt Romney's

Defeat in November No Non-Canine Pundit

 Is Prepared to Talk About

The only thing worse than the 'Dullest Campaign Ever' 

is reading a column about it written by the 'Dullest 

Pundit Ever'.

There are two types of bloviators:  ignoramuses like Donald

Trump and punditasters like George Effin Will.  They

deserve each other.

"I don't want to be a pundit!  I just want to rage against

the dying of the Right!"

Bill Kristol the Pundit Sez:   "Ignore the proclamations

of the pundits."

The GOP 'Brain Trust'---Ross Douthat, Charles Krauthammer,

George Will, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, David Frum,

Karl Rove, Michael Gerson, and National Review--- is

appalled at the prospect of Newt Gingrich winning the

GOP nomination for President.  Don't you just love it

when the chickens come home to roost?