The Unexpurgated Bible #128

And Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Rubio, come forth! 

Hey, Marco, come forth!  Hello, is anybody alive in there?"

"Whaddya mean I look like Lazarus before

Jesus resurrected him from the dead?"

Mark Hemingway always looks like Lazarus' tombmate,

scratching his head and wondering why he wasn't raised

from the dead, too.