Mark Hemingway always looks like Lazarus' tombmate,

scratching his head and wondering why he wasn't raised

from the dead, too.

Over in The Corner, Mark Hemingway had begun to

recover from his vision of Hillary Clinton's handling of

the New Hampshire hostage crisis, wherein "the lustre of

her halo, the snowy doves randomly alighting themselves

on the Senator's outstretched arms and how merely

hearing Hillary's words of compassion regarding this

difficult situation allowed the blind to see."

Contrary to popular belief, rightists don't attack just any

child on S-CHIP. They only attack when their weight

advantage is at least 10-1.

"Listen up," said the disciple of Mark Hemingway. "If

your target is a two-year-old girl, like Bethany Wilkerson,

there's mudslinging involved. Sure, it's a dirty job, but

somebody has to do it."

Take one look at Mark Hemingway and you understand

why his parents never allowed him to be used as a prop

in a political debate.