Ted Cruz Sez:  "Look, I've really grown to admire Joe 

Rogan, because he's demonstrated backbone. He's 

willing to speak out. On Covid, he's called bullshit

 to the continued propaganda and the contradictions

 and the lies coming out of Fauci, coming out of the 

Biden White House, coming out of the press."

Dick NeCarlo, Citizen Journalist

and Capitol Hill Stormtrooper

Oxymorons for Our Time #205

Fox Investigative Journalist

Rupert Murdoch and His Son, Lachlan, Stockpiling

Lawyers to Protect Themselves from Fox News

Journalistic Malpractice Lawsuits

They Call It 'Vorpal Hurling'

Journalism Made Easy

Ann Coulter and Megyn Kelly Settling Dispute over 

Donald Trump's Crude and Irresponsible Attacks

on Professional Journalism

How lucky we are to have a whole year to grow 

accustomed to the idea of Barbara Walter's 

retirement from television journalism.

World's Worst Yobs #280

David Brody

Sam Sifton, NYT-Wit

Warm Scuzzies #318

Harry Montevideo

"Do you have any idea, young lady, why it is always either

 'dozens' or 'scores' who are killed or injured in any given

disturbance or disaster?"

"I'm not sure, but to be on the safe side, I would avoid

hanging out in groups divisible by 12 or 20."

World's Worst Yobs #171

Michael Walsh

Last Remaining American Bastion of Journalism under Siege;

'Hostile Takeover Threat by Hong Kong-Based Garlic World

Holdings Very Real', Market Analysts Say

Blanka Vlasic Teaching Journalists How to Bend Over

Backwards to Avoid Liberal Bias

Mafioso Attempting to Set New Distance Record

for Spitting on a Journalist

Q: Where are all these journalists headed?

A: To the bottom. Matt Drudge just flushed his toilet.

Journalist Foreshortened by Fist of Fury

Jake Tapper, the Abecedarian Rapper

Joe Klein could blame his deficiencies as a journalist on the

fact that his wife, Victoria, is a witch. But we all know that

belief in witches began to go out of fashion in the 18th century.

So, it seems Joe will have to find a more modern excuse, like,

for instance, "I write for Time magazine."