Sergey Lavrov's Departure from G20 Summit

Accompanied by 'Stomp!' by The Brothers Johnson

This Bogeyman doesn't just scare the children.

The Unexpurgated Bible #171

Then Jesus called his thirty-six disciples together, 

gave them power and authority over all the world, 

and told them to wave and say, "Hi!"

Some say it was sheer coincidence that Leonard Zelig,

 Ivanka Trump, and Forrest Gump appeared side by

side at the G20 Summit in Osaka.

Group of 20 + Ivanka the Primper

You know what a sham the G20 Summit in Osaka was

when the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi and his best

friend are in the center of the family group portrait.

Party Crasher Gets the Cold Shoulder

at G20 Summit

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #6

At the G20 Summit, one option was not on the table.

Trump and Putin Searching Each Other's Eyes 

for Positive or Negative Mood Signs

Trump looks like a bride left at the altar.

Trump Pays Tribute to The Animals

Argentina Sérénade

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181

Tremors: Graboids Gone Wild

Homicidae Sodalis

"All that happened in our secret meeting was President Putin 

gifted me this amazing Angry Gollum Gold Breastplate."

Ivanka was holding Trump's seat at G20 for fear they would 

replace him with something useful, like an Ab Roller.

"So happy to see you here at G20, Ms. Trump, on

 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'."

"We'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Contrary to his claim, nobody at G20 wanted to hear

Trump rant about John Podesta and the DNC server.

"At long last, Princess Ivanka was allowed to sit at the big 

kids table at G20. And she lived happily ever after."