"He loved and hated My Precious, as he loved and 

hated himself."

Guess who's wearing a Dark MAGA shirt these days.

Remember the Great TP Panic of 2020?

So Precious

"Come to me, tax cuts.  My own. My love. My precious."

Greg Abbott in the Hands of an Angry Gollum

After announcing the end of the Dreamers program, 

Trump's Gollum took a nap.

"All that happened in our secret meeting was President Putin 

gifted me this amazing Angry Gollum Gold Breastplate."

Little Known Fact #62

Gollum is a multi-billionaire who made his fortune

in casinos.

If Bernie Sanders is an 'elderly dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins',

Karl Rove is an 'elderly dysgenic Gollum'.

"Got a minute?  I'd like to explain my alternative to

Obamacare.  It's called the 'Gollum Option'."

"I tell you, I'M NOT GAY!  And I hate rainbows!"

Gollum Advises Obama to "Fire. Indict. Fight."

Carville Compares Richardson to Judas

Richardson Compares Carville to Gollum