Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week

Trump Claims He Was in a

No Passing Zone

Sign of the Times #77

It was a beautiful day for a drive, until you were reminded

of the main reason you don't subscribe to the

New York Times.

"I have spiritual awareness. I can feel God’s presence."

I Pledge Not to Give In to ROAD RAGE

The Loneliness of the Web-Enabled Crown Prince

Mary Pat Christie doesn't just drive distracted.

"So which is it: turn right here, turn left here, or turn left 

right here?"

Breaking News Mashups #10

'Driver Is Apparently Shocked Over Arrest of

Woman Who Needs Just Four Hours of Sleep

Per Night'

Georgia Man Ticketed for Driving While Burger Scarfing

When he saw the headline, 'Gun Deaths Are Poised to 

Surpass Automobile Deaths in the United States', he 

wondered if carrying a gun while driving was the 

smart thing to do.

Former President of Local MADD Chapter in

Florida Arrested for DWI, Says She Had

Been Drowning Her Sorrows Due to the

Closing of the Chapter for Lack of Funds

You need a license to drive.  Why not to vote? 

Because you can't exceed the speed limit, run

 a red light, and kill a pedestrian inside a

voting booth.

Ardi Rizal: Only Two Years Old

and Already Multitasking

Among his many honors, M. Edward Whelan III

graduated from the All American Driving School

summa cum laude. He was only 16 at the time.

Owner of Motorized Barstool Arrested for Driving
Under the Influence; Police Doubt Driver's Claim
He Had Only Consumed Fifteen Beers

The next time you're out on the freeway, remember that

22% of the people behind the wheel still believe George

Bush is a great President. Also keep in mind this may

be only one of the hallucinations they have while driving.

"Mustn't .. fail .. field .. sobriety .. test.

Walk ..... and ..... Turn."

"Do you want me to drive?"