Remember the Donkeyphant?  It's now extinct,

like David Broder.

"Since you were such a Centrist on Earth, Mr. Broder,

welcome to Purgatory.  Hope you enjoy the music!

Fictionalized Life of David Broder Rockets

to #1 on New York Times Bestseller List

"Do you know how long I've been waiting for World War III?

Sixty-five frigging years, that's how long!"

David Broder and Rent-a-Centrist: a New Winning Team

"Sarah, your speech in Nashville gave me the

first hard-on I've had in years. But, gosh darn

it, my hand had fallen completely asleep!

Of the various arguments which could be made in

favor of longevity, living in a post-Broder world

would seem to be one of the most cogent.

David Broder Challenges Harry Reid to

Three-Nap, No-Snore-Limit Debate

In his dotage, he always choked up when George
Stephanopolous asked why Punkin Puss had, at
long last, told him, "Up yours, Mushmouse! I've
decided to become an Islamo-Fascist!"

"The urgent necessity is for President Obama to make a
decision -- whether or not it is right. The suspense is
killing me and I can't press the tips of my index fingers
together anymore!"

Broderian Trans-Partisan Fetishists Gathering with

Radical Moderates and Extreme Centrists in the

Middle of the Road in the Center of Town

Warm Scuzzies #5
David Broder

Upon arriving in Hell, the first thing David Broder

noticed was how bipartisan it was. Feeling right

at home, he began to build a Heaven in Hell's despite.

Supreme Court Nominee Sonia Sotomayor Receives
Nihil Obstat from David Broder; Confirmation Now
Considered to Be a Piece of Cake

Isn't it about time to pull the plug on David Broder's
judgments of right and wrong? His conscience is on
life support and his moral sense has been in a
persistent vegetative state for years.

David Broder's Wet Dream

"You've got to understand there's a big difference between

a 'bipartisan hack', like David Broder, and a 'partisan hack',

like me. With all due respect to Mr. Broder, my hackery is

pure and unadulterated, like a shot of Jose Cuervo Platino,

while his is an example of mixology gone wild, like an Itsy

Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Martini."

"After a three-fall, no-time-limit match wrestling

with the better angels of my nature, Tom, I have

finally decided to endorse Barack Obama for

President in yesterday's election. But I hasten to

add that tomorrow is another day and I, the Dean

of the Washington Press Corps™, need to earn another

dollar. So I reserve the right to revise and extend

my endorsements as needed."

When Putu grew to be a man, he was the perfect blend
of political mediocrity: always moderate, mildly
middle-of-the-road, cautiously centrist, basically
bipartisan, proudly independent, mostly mainstream,
frequently undecided, a tried-and-true swing voter.
No doubt about it, there wasn't a solid political bone in
his body. He was positively Broderian.

Things Older Than John McCain #8

David Broder